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daniel_m, Since when does pain = evil? Pail is a good indicator that you are very much alive. I have suffered both extreme physical and emotional pain. I've had a tooth pulled without novacaine, found out a long-term girlfriend was cheating on me with my best-friend, stood at the bedside...

Better to get a piece of the pie than a pie in the face.

Gordon, Please refrain from verbally scolding the moderators of ET. Failure to abide by these rules will result in your quick and immediate deresolution. END OF LINE.

Are there any types of candles that get more green with more volume and less green with less volume (and same for the red)?

Fasterpussycat, You need to get over yourself. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you pray to yourself at night.

Actually, when I start trading, I will probably get a reject notice similar to this:

daniel_m, By any chance, were you in the Navy? If you aren't busy ripping me apart, you are pumping me up. I feel like I'm at boot-camp. And yes, I do have a knowledge of history -- I'm not a history major, but I did manage to stay awake for most of Western Civ I, II in college.

Torn, Hey, you ended the day positive. That's good! You traded for two hours for minimum wage, but at least you got paid to learn. You may already know my revelation -- RSI, etc (trash!)

GEESH!!! This universe is rigged! Sick pit humor?

If it was a major stock that I thought was going down the tubes (Worldcom for example), then I'd probably purchase some puts on the stock and save myself the possibility of it shooting back up. People who short stocks in the pennies -- that's a little risky for me. I think options give you...

You know what amazes me? How is it that all of the world's largest religions (Judaism, Christianity and Islam) somehow, even through the earth has millions of square miles of land, find the exact same spot to claim their most holy of landmarks?

Gordon, LOL -- Nintendo's "Mike Tyson's Punchout" -- before he served time for that (first) rape conviction. I doubt that was on the Nintendo version, but LOL.

Is this the right reality? I think, do to some quantum mistake, I've just entered the twilight zone.

Esignal Support, What do you have to say about this? He's listed the procedures to reproduce the bug? I will check my software and report back as well.

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Here's a prime example offered by an English professor at an American University. "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting next to...

Idiot # 1 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her...

RIDERS A foursome of elderly gentlemen came back after a round of golf. At the 19th hole in the Clubhouse, the Pro asked them, "How did your game go?" The first said he had a good round with 25 riders. The second said he did OK with 16 riders. The third said, "Not too bad since I had 10...

With all the tension building up over September 11, I thought it would be a good idea to share some jokes with each other.

If I have 2000 ticks among 10 250 tick candles, then some of those candles are missing ticks. When I scroll over them, the software tells you how many ticks are in the candle (as well as how many ticks are currently filling the most recent candle). I could just load up a 2500 tick chart and...

LowestBid, Douglas Adams, correct?