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Letterman Top Ten April Fool's Pranks In Afghanistan 10. Short-sheeted burqas 9. A fake beard over your real beard 8. Saying you're wife #4, when you're really wife #2 7. Offering someone a can of peanut brittle and a goat jumps out 6. Painting giant bull's-eye on roof of friend's cave...

Entered sell orders only with .2 envelope & got 3 fills short all small winners

1 fill long WMT for a small win (out too soon)

no fills...good weekend to all

2 fills short...a scratch & small win

If they are pasteurized you can. Check this out... http://www.betterneggs.com/ "Are Better'n Eggs and AllWhites safe? Better'n Eggs and AllWhites are actually safer than traditional eggs because they are pasteurized. You can enjoy these products, uncooked, in salad dressing recipes...

Good idea...you can also add those egg whites in the carton (they are pasteurized) to smoothies for extra protein

3 fills long...1 scratch & 2 small wins

That sounds good...gonna check that out. Who eats oatmeal ??? I don't like it, but I need to find a way to eat it...maybe find a recipe to make a granola bar out of it or something. Does anyone have any ideas about others ways to eat it ??

gambit - The only thing I saw yesterday was a director insider buying on HD. I did not think it was significant (famous last words). IMHO, it's always better to just cancel if in doubt about news. Today I canceled all the retailers. sucre - Hopefully tomorrow you will get it back X 100

1 fill short PFE for a small win

Got caught on HD & LOW...held too long...70 cent loss total

Last one, really... Top Ten Ways the U.S. Would Be Different If Evel Knievel Were President 10. Nation's interstate system would include regularly spaced jump ramps. 9. Giant flame decals added to side of Air Force One. 8. More fatalities at annual Easter egg hunt. 7. Court packed...

OK & this one... Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Long-Distance Company 10. So-called "dial tone" is just a guy with a kazoo 9. Everyone you talk to sounds like the drive-through at Wendy's 8. All calls are ten cents for the first minute, $94 each additional minute 7. In the background of...

Found this one while looking too... Top Ten Things Overheard in a G.E. Research Lab 10. "Wow! Look at that stuff burn!" 9. "I keep forgetting, which is AC and which is DC?" 8. "Are you crazy? Do you know how much a recall would cost?" 7. "Whoops!" 6. "Watch what happens when I toss...

(Another) Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Easter Bunny 10. Costume is made from rabbits he hit on the interstate 9. Not really a hop -- more of a drug impaired stumble 8. Before kids get candy they have to sit through a presentation about timeshare condos 7. Keeps saying, "Jesus? No...

Top Ten Signs You've Hired A Bad Easter Bunny 10. Shows up wearing the costume head and nothing else. 9. Reeks of tequila and Easter egg dye. 8. Immediately asks if he can have Easter off. 7. Refuses to hop because it aggravates his double hernia. 6. For an extra 20 bucks, parents can buy...

Top 10 easter bunny pickup lines... Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass? Ever get it on with a rodent? I contributed some fur to Letterman's hairpiece. I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips. I'll show you where Easter eggs come from -- you may be surprised...

Top Ten Easter Bunny Pet Peeves Constantly having to bail your brother, the Trix rabbit, out of the drunk tank You always spend the day after Easter plucking the buckshot out of your tail It's tough to get dates when you smell "eggy" Make one...

Agassi - You will be finished trading at 1:00pm in Vegas, so you will have the whole rest of the day to do stuff & meet people. It is easy to meet people in Vegas, since it is very crowded & people are friendly. Maybe you can join a gym...some are open 24/7 !!! Another idea would be...