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Bad European Humor: 'Des Belges' Two Belgians are driving a truck and arrive at a bridge over a deep ravine. There’s a warning sign: danger - maximum weight 4 tons. They get off and look at their cargo. Adding up the weight marked on each pallet they get 14 tons. Plus the weight of the truck...

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Sometimes things that really happen are funnier than stuff made up When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR and DVD player, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white box...

The Environment-Conscious Traditional Family :):):)

New Law In NYC :):):)

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Check out these new words: http://expandedconsciousness.com/2015/04/20/urban-dictionary-words-portmanteau/ :);):cool:

Our Dress Code Many of us over 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following...

Very Important Observations 1.It’s hard to take kleptomaniacs and puns seriously. Why? They take things literally. 2.What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? 3.Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks “Do all of you want a drink?” The first logician says “I...

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More IS Better! https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1591284454419252 :);):cool:

AIRCRAFT HITS FOUR BUILDINGS This is tough to see. It just shows the dangers of attending these events. Amazing photo below shows great detail. The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings. One can...

IN RUSSIA YOU CAN NOT GET CAR INSURANCE UNLESS YOU HAVE A DASH CAM. THIS IS BECAUSE THE PLACE IS SO CORRUPT AND WITH THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF INFLUENCE AND MONEY YOU CAN CHANGE ANYONE’S STORY. HOLD ON TO YOUR SEATS .... FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE...

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More Aphorisms 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3. If you don't have a sense of humour you probably don't have any sense at all. 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs...

Police Work At Its Best Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello, is this Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet..." :):):)

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