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    Trading Zoo?

    I'm exercising my right to be obnoxious.
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    Trading Zoo?

    Hey Bill, " I specialize in Internet fraud, libel and defamation." What are you doing or can you do about the Freaken Nigerian scam artists?
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    Spicy Pickle Franchise

    Why do all the items on the menu have a gay connotation to them ?
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    10 Reasons why I am giving away trading secrets

    This secret... Will it be reveled on your deathbed? Start drinking, pop some pills and spill your guts... C'mon man get to it!
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    Corn delivery

    The specs are listed on the website.
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    What is the difference between Alan Greenspan and Charlie Brown's teacher?

    Charlie Brown's teacher wore a skirt in public.
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    Dumbing down the trading process (funny)

    My favorite part: Forex trading has evolved. No more complex charts, painful platforms and daunting lingo.
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    CCI & Eminis

    Woodie is awesome.
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    IB security token Batteries

    I only lock my front wheel, that way I can do a wheelie home if I get stuck.
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    IB security token Batteries

    I can't read it in the dark.
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    instant market and limit order in IB

    Look at auto-trader or bracket-trader
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    Federal Reserve Is A Private Corporation

    And then he threw out the money changers...That's why I don't trade FX, it's a tool of the debol.
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    Could someone explain S&P Futures?

    It's the aliens that determine the direction.
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    I trade ES with a 1/2 point stop loss, you?

    I trade while being gang probed by aliens, with a 1.25 stop loss.
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    Wtf Is Wrong With Ib??!!

    I prefer pics with my cat fights.
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    Best Broker For Intraday Index Futures Trading???

    http://www.autotradersoftware.com/ http://www.bracket-trader.com/ I use them both with IB for free. I had a call from a guy on the phone the other day telling me that corn was the hot pick...only wanted $75.00 per trade. Called a buy @ 338, I guess the advice is worth the price.
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    Can one negociate to better rates @ IB

    see un-bundled rates
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    A Powerful Quote for ya'll to Ponder..

    "You're damned if you do and damned if you don't" Bart Simpson Bart lives in the here and now. Bart doesn't predict the move. Bart does what he feels. Bart is an underachiever and proud of it.
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    Average US new home price $237,000?

    You forgot to throw in the $1 mil:eek:
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