Search results

My friend just lost his house.

Dear Doctor BoomBah: I am a Siamese Twin, and share a heart with my brother. He is a heavy smoker, and won't exercise. Any suggestions? Paranoid

.......and Hitler got a raw deal.

You can play the banjo?

He either: A...... Really liked one of the stewardesses B...... Found a magazine less than two months old C...... didn't realize "friendly skies" was just a slogan D...... Misunderstood the qualifications of the mile high club

Now this is sheer dedication. To what, I dunno, but dedication no less.

This economy keeps (not) happening, it'll really be three bean soup. All those 3 stooges bits will come back into vogue, like Curly dipping the chicken into a stock pot, and putting it back in the icebox. Or when he's smoking the cigar, and Moe asks what it is. "Well, it was a Corona...

Killed me. Great......... Thanks.

Might be the only pearl necklace the chubby chick ever gets........ Naw. As long as they serve alcohol, she's got a chance.

Stop philosophising, and get back to the smut:D

They should let the homeless do voice overs on commercials. Old movie stars have enough money.

I give him a 72. Can dance to it, but can't understand the lyrics. I think I and Rennick are the only two here old enough to remember where that come froms. Oh, and Don. But Don remembers Roosevelts' fireside chats.

http://www.deepcapture.com/the-miscreants-global-bust-out-chapter-6-al-qaedas-wash-trades-the-blind-sheikh-and-the-rlevi2-algorithmic-market-manipulation-program/

I wondered where my kazoo was. Thanks man. It does taste funny, though.

Move to where the sun is.

It is bad luck to bank while having panty hose pulled over your head.

Wile E. Coyote has had a streak of very bad luck.

It was the times piece that was "man bites dog". The NYT is so in bed with hedge funds. I think you'll see some interesting things emerge in the coming year. The devastation that cratered America was not a one man/industry job.

Todd has kissed, and now will tell (again).......... http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/the_surly_side_of_jim_cramer_n6lbud4FHdBo8OukSzpfpL

The monied elite took a step to the side and let the country go off a cliff. Buffett, Ross to name two. I'm all for capitalism, but at 77, what's Buffett taking with him? A mind snapshot of Liz Clayman's cleavage? They stepped aside and let the public die. If you guys aren't out there...