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We don't listen to Biden. Do you expect the Chinese to listen?

"Are hot flashes keeping you up at night.............." goes the commercial. Yeah. Hers.

Maxine Waters was born pissed. I always wished Tiger Woods hooked up with a sister like Maxine. I could do an hour on that. "You're what?????????!!!!!!!!!!! Bitch, you played golf yesterday. Get yur ass in her and give me some sugar." Would have headed off a lot of problems. Of...

Obviously, those curly fluorescents. And, when they tug on their earlob, it lights up.

New Post 08-11-11 11:23 PM Quote from mattmecham: You discuss these things over the family dinner table? Yes "Sweetheart.... would you pass the Scungillli? You know, that reminds me. We had this emergency case in the ER today..............."

Sounds like a great Thread to me. How many times can you talk about your edge, or futures, or the World sucking. This is interesting.

It means 2008 was not an accident.

http://m.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2011/07/25/executive-order-blocking-property-transnational-criminal-organizations It was known all along. Makes me wonder how far in the abyss we are, if they 're admitting it.

Richard Jeni, the late, great comic, proposed his cousin Vinny's special NY Mob diet......... "Stop Eatin', you fat bastard".

If they aren't, they will be. And so what? when she lays down, you can put them where you want.

I would say she's the dumbest woman in TV, but that would be much too restrictive a universe.

Not so sure, "this time for good" were well chosen words.

this is a phenomenon known as "natural selection".

And, what would that tell y................ Oh, yeah. Never mind.

I've got the answers. Expand the DOJ by three. Capitalists will be put on notice, "go for it", but if you lie, cheat, steal, it's a pound me in the ass prison for you, we throw away the key, take all your money, and you dance backwards for the foreseeable future. Seems easy to me. How do...

He was a dick.

Someone with an amazingly long dick.

Obama said his family is just fine with one term. My family is fine with that too.

I know this family that just lost their home.

I had a friend just lose his house.