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Little Johnny goes home, his father asks him what happened in school. 'I got an F in Math.' 'Why??' 'The teacher asked me how much is 2*3. I said 6.' 'But it is 6!' 'Yes, but then she asked me how much is 3*2.' 'And what's the fucking difference?!' 'And I asked exactly the same.'

Something's wrong with the world. Schoolgirls dress like whores, whores dress like schoolgirls. What am I supposed to take with me, money or candy?

I can't imagine worse than after partying hard all night, you wake up next to a stranger, not remembering his name, or how you met him, or how did he die...

I hate terrorism. I can't help but feel nostalgic thinking about the good ol' days when I saw an abandoned briefcase and thought to myself "well, I'm gonna jack that".

Yesterday I ended a long-term relationship. I didn't care much, it wasn't mine.

Why on Earth would people want assets in a bankrupt country?

No worries. I just tried to bully you into calling a top... :D FYI I'm not a very good bully, apparently. :)

Thank you. This explains* why equities go up if the dollar goes down, but does not explain why would the dollar go down if equities are going up. That was my question to which I already know the answer, but you see: it was a rhetorical question to AyeYo's dilemma, so I can point him in the right...

At first glance I thought what a crappy datafeed you must have with spikes like that... :D What is your point with this though? That the trendline isn't broken or that we have a double top and an irregular head and shoulders, or that noone actually has a faint idea when the rigging of the...

Why would the dollar go down if equities go up? (I assume by "market" you mean equities.)

WTF? There's no bid/ask on stocks, options, futures, etc.? Only foreign exchange? :p

The only two sentences in this thread worth reading.

Aaaand here we go... You talk about no technical indicators, and the very next words you wrote are support and resistance. Guess s/r is not qualified as indicators. Funny. A "hammer bouncing off support" is not pure price action. Or it is, if you adhere to the definition that "price action is...

Dude... That's your problem, right there. The answer is both very simple, and very complex. But you can't get around your dues. Watch the price quote. Think about what you see. What does the quote trying to tell you? Forget charts. BTW, forget ghouls on the internet trying to sound educated...

Yes, Renaults are known for their quality...

I'll be damned... Porsche 911 Turbo $135k in US, €145k in Germany. I wonder if there's a difference in the features list though. Still, [145-(135/1,48)] $54k covers an awful lot of extras in the car. Does it come with a daily complimentary bj?

AAAAWWWHHAHAHAHAHA! The quality of his setup is = to the quality of his stock picks... Is he trading from a trailer? How old are these pictures? Thanks for the pics, these made my day!

There's one interest rate in the EZ? Really? You get the same interest on German gov. bonds than on Italian or Greek bonds? Really? Wow! UK makes 70% of the World's foreign exchange trades? Really? WowWow! Italian quality of life decreased because of the euro? Really? Überwow! You...

Money I've got - however generous your offer is... :p But how about a veto card? If I run up against one of your comments that I deem stupid in the future, I'll flash my little card, and you'll be obliged to delete that one comment. And if you win, you can have me delete my comment. Oh wait...

That is saying that the Fed gives a shit about the 'deeper layers' of the economy... Once the big FIs are bailed out and back in black for good, they (the Fed) will take all the excess liquidity back.