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Not a doctor here, but you might want to have the dominatrix loosen the choke chain a bit.

On a side note, I also find that there is a 100% correlation between which lane I choose and which lane the milf is in. I usually take the lane to the right of the milf, which makes it awkward when they are in the rightmost lane. Pedestrians on the sidewalk don't take it so well :D

I do believe there is a correlation between the two and have always wondered whether anybody else had picked up on this. The way a person drives is a reflection of their own personality and their ability to foresee events either before they happen or based on prior experience. I don't think...

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Yeah man. It's completely frustrating. Makes you almost cry inside...

If you view everything in life as an investment, then you will be doomed to live a meaningless life. What's the point of making millions if you can't enjoy it as a result measuring everything in percentage terms. The solution to the overindulgence that exists in today's children is simple...

Strange - the calculator seems to only work with broad based indexes. Guess I'll have to dust off my calculator until they integrate everything else. By the way, I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I thank you for keeping us abreast of all the press releases related to this. Thanks...

(1) A short sale is reported in the current year 1099-B as proceeds. You will not report the gain or loss until the transaction is completed, which in your case was in the current year. However, you do have to provide a reconciliation between the amount reported as proceeds on your 1099-B and...

You also have to take into account the techonological barriers at the time as well. The speed in which data was transmitted was ridiculous compared to today. The availablity of information to the retail trader was very scarce. No 24 hr news and very few had internet availability. I was buy...

So this means that valets and doormen are included? SWWEEEEEEET

http://realtor.com/FindHome/HomeLis...11&lnksrc=00001 This one even comes with a 75 yr old included. Hope she's a hottie!!

Where do I put my bid for that $18K home? Can one of those fancy new mortgages be used? The 60 year term?? Looking at cutting that payment down to something more reasonable. Also, any chance they can throw in a valet attendant and doorman? Need someone to look after the Enzo that I'll be...

We're going to have to install a GPS and thermal tracking device on TheDude. Don't worry bro...it'll only hurt for a sec :D Sorry...couldn't help myself.

Screw TA...I think there may be some correlation here...

Phew!! - I started sweating for a sec- I'd probably say the biggest problems are not fully understanding options (including greeks) and overleverage.

Is this a test? :confused:

I certainly hope so. That guy gives me indigestion.

Three men were drinking in a bar discussing their whereabouts the night before. The Italian says: Last night I gave my wife a whole body massage with the finest olive oil and made passionate love to her, making her scream nonstop for 5 full minutes. Not wanting to be outdone, The French...

Now that I think of it, I would probably do the part-time gig at the gym as well. Even if I was a zillion-aire. You get paid to work in a place that is over-run by health-conscious hotties. My neck would have a 48" girth from so many head turns. At any rate - I doubt he'll blow the money...

My 0.02....I wouldn't recommend selling options for someone that does not have a full comprehension of options. It is just as complicated and may result in more significant losses. Take some time off from trading, learn the intracacies of options and once a thorough understanding is...