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It sounds like there are a lot of "bottom pickers" around.

Dog or cat. I think we can all agree that they are much more to us than pets. Every once in a while, the wife asks what I would do if both she and the dog were in a life-threatening predicament. She asks who I would save if I only had time to save one. I respond by asking her the same...

LOL...I wouldn't be mentioning that too loudly...

By the way Dax - I have already expressed my wishes to be cremated to my wife on several occasions. I want you to know however, that it was not based on alleviating any traffic congestion for the many sons of bitches that are still around. :) I'm also an organ donor and that would make...

Sorry to bust your nuts bro, but are you worth $1.0M ALIVE??? Maybe you added an extra zero by mistake...or maybe two...or three :D

Close the positions and save yourself from all the stress. What would you do if come Monday, the position goes against you?

Why not just send them to Ethiopia? Those poor kids would salivate at the thought.

Burials can be outsourced to Asia.

Well...much like stinky dogs...it's up to the owners to provide a hospitable environment. Dogs need a bath. Cats need their dumps thrown out. :)

April 2. Last I spoke ToS mentioned that it was April 2 and would not place any account minimums. The lousy part is that no other specifics were provided as far as how the margin will be treated as expiration nears. This was mentioned on another thread created by Just21 -->...

I did not intend this to become a cat vs dog thread, but as long as it already is... I wanted to remind everyone that while a cat is self-sufficient and does not require a large amount of work or attention, they also don't care the least whether you come home or not.

Excerpt from the Jokes section: CAT DIARY, 7 entries DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070315/ap_on_fe_st/when_cats_attack;_ylt=Avdqtm.Cjb0pmdsnPbQ26goDW7oF http://www.local6.com/news/5890364/detail.html http://www.glumbert.com/media/catprinter http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11769682/...

Hey Matt, you mind pointing me to them...LOL

Article comparing the top brokers in the industry... http://webreprints.djreprints.com/1662510805516.pdf

Three brothers Neil, Jeb and Dubya, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here", says Neil, "It's Omar Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing", says Jeb...

Is this to preserve cash flow or for tax purposes? And out of curiosity, what model are you looking into? :)

They should eliminate cemeteries and have curbside pick-up...brown bin for household garbage, blue bin for recyclables, and yellow bin for cadavers. Then they should only pick up the yellow bins twice a month at most. All those trucks on the road create a lot of traffic congestion... This...

A false sense of wealth was created with the real estate boom. I saw it coming for years, but had no idea when it would collapse. There has to be some concern when you see the average joe pulling the equity out of their home to buy a $90K fishing boat. My guess is that the effect is pervasive...

*Bump* Too much mortgage blah, blah, blah getting in the way of real issues :)