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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, have been growing in the woods for decades, when a new tree starts growing between them. The beech says to the birch, "That youngster down there is too far away for me to see clearly, is it a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch responds...

Soul. That is an interesting concept. Does our "soul" actually live on after we die? What is our soul? Is the electrical impulses in our brain? If that was true, the wires and machines we use would have a soul. Is our soul actually our thoughts? Do they go on after there is no...

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging Two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. There's a Hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies Out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that...

Wow...this thread is still alive? I guess there are a lot of people who have strong convictions who need to share them. If the goal of religion is peace, I guess this thread shows why there are wars. Difference of opinion is all it takes. Sigh. :(

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The...

You guys are still talking about this? LOL My hubby has had 30 surgeries. If there was a god I would have turned to him. But all that comes back is silence. Today is another surgery on his heart. And still no god. So what do you worship? Hope? No one needs religion to hope. That...

No I don't....but I spend a LOT of time in hospitals.

Dear Iam, I am an atheist. I love you and everyone else as a brother without reserve. I am a moralist and live my life with honor. I do not fear death and I do not fear the unknown. :)

I base my atheism on perhaps "lack of evidence" more than anything else. I have seen death and critical patients and I honestly think there is nothing at all to worship. The light just goes out when they die. Period. Religion and heaven are figments of someone's imagination. A way to...

What are your religious views?

This post was also supposed to contain a poll which kind of got lost in the sauce because the gremlins got hold of my computer. I did not even know this got posted until I got responses. I also was asking what religion you had if you were religious. Down south we have all kinds of Baptists...

I was just curious where all the ET people stood on religion? Me, I am an atheist....

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your habit? I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the MP's ran off, the...

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Patent I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented. I said, "A folding bottle." She said...

WHY HURRICANE SEASON IS LIKE CHRISTMAS 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows). 9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights). 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores. 7. Regular TV shows preempted for "specials". 6. Family...

A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man...

Has it really come down to this? :eek: :p :D

Jose & Carlos are panhandling on the street. Jose drives a Mercedes, Lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills Every day. Jose says "Look at your...

On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine, asked, Honey, do you remember this?" He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married"...