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Live long and prosper, motherfuckers. I love you all.

Damb, I probably got a half dozen different viruses and cancers inside of me after a life of unadulterated debauchery. Ain't nobody more scared of getting sick and dying than me. I hope I have the principles of good living down to help me live a long life. I drink a little too much, but I am...

Oh, and BTW, this drug ain't gonna do shit. I didn't even click on the link, I've read it all before. Including the resveratrol bullshit. There ain't no magic pill gonna make us live to 120. Wanna know something weird about longevity? The University of Kentucky has been doing studies on bed...

I've witnessed two people get old and die (one of them my mother) and both of them had atrophied to the point that they couldn't even get up and go to the toilet. You could literally see both bones of their forearms because their skin had wrapped around it due to lack of muscle tissue. I make...

I've seen one example of a retail trader who made about $500K by buying stocks at the 2008 bottom. The funny thing about it was that not only did he not have an internet connection, he didn't even own a computer. He was an old retired guy who watched the CNBC ticker on his television screen...

You got 135 likes and I only got 11? Where the fook is the justice? If Lenin was here he would give me half of your likes.

YOu ever scroll back through the journal forum? You and 100,000 others started a thread where you were going to make millions only to stop posting and hope that no one ever mentions the thread again. Look, don't sweat it and go trade your ass off until you make a fortune or until you are...

nitro, where the fook are you? You're the only sane one on this board. Tell me why I can't make a buck in this market. In 2005 I was killing them. Now I can't make a dime

wheres my random thread? is it deleted

if you ever find cheap generic whiskey in a drug store don't drink it

oh fuck I'm gonna throw up

Chrimony! Eight years on ET and I only have 11 likes! Nitro - how can you let such a travesty occur? Somebody give me some likes over here! Just because I can't make a dime in the market doesn't mean I shouldn't get any likes... ETA - it's not like I'm Bill Ackman over here losing a million a...

Oh, you mofos! You are killing me over here! Post up some pics where he was driving the Russian tank to get his girlfriend back from the Russian military. You know the one I'm talking about. I can't remember it right now because I'm drunker than hell in the middle of the night. Not just one...

Am I the last Randomista? Where the fook are you guys? We are getting ready to enter a period of low but rising interest rates. That is the most bullish scenario that stocks can ever have. China's economy can tank, Putin can deploy his army and navy, but stocks will rise in good, slow, steady...

BTW, I'm originally from Kentucky, the Appalachian region no less. Bell County, which neighbors Harlan County of "Bloody Harlan" infamy. I haven't been there since 1984. I often think of returning, but only if I don't need to get a job. Back when I lived there, the only jobs were coal mining...

GNAB! Hit a new 52 week high today. This is the longest I've held a stock (well, with the exception of Kay Pro - remember those computers from back in the 80's? I bought it at 0.25 back in about 88 or 89 and for years afterward I continued getting statements from Schwab saying "1000 KPROE - NO...

Just looked it up on Google maps - it looks like a really wide river.

Where the fook are you guys? My trading account hit a new 52 week high this week, even though it is below my all time high. Fight like hell! That's all we can do. Well, that's all us working class poor can do. How about the rest of you? Are you doing well? Hopefully I can join you guys who are...

Looks like all of the vbulletin boards are dead tonight - just like they have been most nights for the last five or six years now. Perhaps everyone has consolidated their social media to just Facebook so that they do not have to go through the trouble of clicking on bookmarks to go to individual...

Not sure which one you are referring to here, but I deleted a science fiction book I started writing back in 2009 because it was terrible. I completed a mystery/thriller recently that I had started writing back in 2012, but I don't intend to submit it for publication because the word count is...