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Lily Munster to you.

Jaye P. Morgan, Chuck, Gene, Gene the Dancing Machine, the unknown comic.............. Naw. Never heard of it.

I can't believe the limo crowd has turned on the anointed one. Wow. Good stuff. I'll have to start paying attention. A chicago politician turned out to be a Chicago Politician. Who da thunk? Signs the amateur comedian is getting dimensia. "So, two Jews walk into a bar. They buy...

Killed me. Great.

Same joke, 45 years ago. Italian girl walking down the street with a pig under his arm. Guy says, "....where'd you get the pig"? Pig says, "won her in a raffle.". Italian girl gets a dildo from her boyfriend. Chipped a tooth. Yes, all you newly discriminated groups, Vietnamese...

The concept of "Deepcapture", as in "Deepcapture.com" is, as Patrick explained to me, an economic one, in that the institutions designed to regulate become "captured" by the entities they were to regulate. Congress is the ultimate example. I think, given the events of the last 5 years, His...

After 50, never trust a fart.

I'm not that reserved. I put down my Springer last year, and cried for two days. The vet sent me this beautiful card signed by everybody because I was such a rag. The poor thing was at the point he could hardly get up or move, and of course, the day of the deed, he's up, about went for a...

"Link is broke?"!!!!!!???? Well, let's ya'll git on down to Linkmart and git to fixin' it, Pilgrim. As I was bustin' on Bill, they're running one of those testing meters commercials, and the guy is saying, ".....and you don't have to prick your finger." And the reason why I get into so...

"We gather here today to mourn our friend and neighbor Nutmeg........." what happened? Where'd everyone go? Did we retell all the jokes in the universe? Maybe.

It's really embarrassing when the fat girl says you're a lousy lay.

They're already there. go 4 it.

47:30............... http://www.shareview.us/video/1927/Chris-Rock--Bigger--Blacker You bastards made me watch th whole thing again. Worth it. 1999.

Find Chris Rock's routine on fat women getting ready for Friday nite. It's lay - down funny. Best line is "oh, girl, you gotta gut." and her response, "yeah, but they some good pussy under this gut."

Give him a year. He'll be bigger than ever.

I've got a new game show in the works. It's three people each week who share their most humiliating moment. I'll bet on a scale of 1 to 10, Mel's rant is about a four. More than likely, this isn't his worst moment, but I'm sure it's up there. If we all shared our own worst tirade, liquored up...

The first Joke thread disappeared in its entirety. I think Baron stole it, and is going to publish it as The ET Joke Book. Wait till he finds out we stole all those jokes before he stole them.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0710/39283.html Nutmeg isn't this funny

Wasn't that the one with the "no animals were harmed in the making of this motion picture."?

and after years of saying this, I now have people telling it to me. Guy said it today. Krugman tooUnder the guise of "what is known is no longer a factor", or whatever, maybe we are bottoming out. But it's gonna be a bottom like Rosie O'Donnell's. I've been telling people 1870, Jessie...