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    TSA Now Putting Hands Down Fliers’ Pants I'm figurin' on Friday having a couple pops and going through the line a few times.
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    Real Estate

    A very apropos addition to the lexicon. "Let's get an update of the porperty in our Real Estate Poorfolio."
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    Real Estate

    Was it a short sale before? It could be going into foreclosure. Or, check you local property appraisers' website. They'll be a ton of information there. 600 days? Almost two years? Sounds like the owner was fishing for a sucker. Of course, the market removed, what, 40 % of the value of...
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    Tiger, still rich As Fk.!

    500 a day to play in Australia. That's to show up. And he came in fourth. Pin money. But, people want to see him, and it's worth it from an economic point of view. In the early 70's the Mets knew Seaver starts sold 23,000 more tickets. His worth was known. As is Mssr. Woods.
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    Cassie's Pictorium

    http://rcgsgirluncensoredpictoriumm.tumblr.com/page/4 Last Picture. She's either in a habit, or she's Zorro's assistant
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    Did they do away with the Series 3? Is there a new entrance requirement?
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    Cassie's Pictorium

    Man, I just don't get the Nun theme. Anybody that grew up Catholic will understand. I never once saw a nun and said, "Man, she's hot.". I remember a couple of Priests saying to me, "Man, you're kinda hot", but I never said that about any nun.
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    I had the most beautiful male springer spaniel you could hope for. That dog was more fun, had more spunk.....the day I put him down, I lost some of me. But, oh, the laughs. He was neutered, but it didn't matter. A new neighbor came over, and was sitting in a big comfy armchair. She stood...
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    Queen Elizabeth put the "laughter" in "manslaughter". Uh, I don't think it's going to work.
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    http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Chicks-Douchebags-Jay-Louis/dp/141695788X/ref=pd_sim_b_21 Nut, I didn't know your wife was published.
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    Going on my wishlist. Not the book. The huge penis. You're buying a copy, I know. What a hoot to leave that on a desk. Hit the "inside this book", and there's a measurement page. DO NOT buy this book used.
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    Never thought of going to Walmart for a little head.
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    If I gave you $100 million what would you do with?

    With that kind of jing, all women become loose women.
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    It folds out, you know.
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    did you get that picture I mailed you?
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    I have a friend who isn't technologically savvy like Bret Farve. He mails pictures of his penis.
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    So, this confirmed bachelor decides to get married. He has three prospects. He was a handsome man of some means, and gave his concubines some notice. The first threw herself at his feet. I'll cook, I'll clean, I'll give you heirs. The second, equally as beautiful, said, "I'll cook, clean...
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    Mark Cuban embarrassing the SEC

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    Move Over Jimmy Carter......

    And there's no hate, vile, disgusting personal attacks from the left? That personalities saying people from the middle of the country are stupid, and it's up to Hollywood to drag them into the 21st Century is ok? That people who are of faith are just ignorant believing in God, whatever God...
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    Move Over Jimmy Carter......

    That is a very stupid, telling statement. That being said, the black caucus is like California. They vote the same way and do the same thing over and over. How's that working out for both constituencies?
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