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Robby the Robot, I"m sorry to say passed on in 2002. Police Squad was one of the few TV shows I ever watched. It was so looney for its day. Had never been anything like it. Remember the Mr. Wizard character saying, "and that's why, Bobby, women don't play professional football." But...

Don't forget to put the empties back. The milk will come for at least a billing cycle. That's for anyone above the Mason Dixon line old enough to remember the milk man, a man who actually brought dairy products to your door, and put them in some sort of insulated metal box with his company's...

No one on ET wrote this joke. As a matter of fact, no one on ET can understand this joke. I will be searching Half.com for "The Yalie Jokebook". "Two metaphysical scientists walk into a bar............."

Got a feeling we're all going to find out pretty soon. Maybe as early as Monday. At least I'm hoping. It's such great Theater. I heard Gasparino went to the hospital last Wednesday. Seems he had his nose so far up a Banker's ass, he couldn't breath. He's ok now, though. BTW. I...

You see it too? Fuckers. "Investment wizards", and they're all sleight of hand assholes. "Price discovery", and they're paying corp insiders 6 g's a month. There's some talent. We used to call that "bribes". And then they chase down pikers, and hold up scalps like they cured leprosy.

Non -event. Do your really think N Korea wants to fuck with Obama? Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish my fallout shelter. I'm not nervous or anything. I just figure it adds more value in this market than a pool.

Those guys can't find their ass with both hands, let GS run wild, but they're going to hang a 100k daytrader. Well, somebody has to make an example. Call me when Wall St is wiped out, and three card monty and the bit where you guess where the ball is are investment themes of choice.

Woman goes to the Vet. Mein Hans, He not hear like he once did. He almost got hit by car yesterday. He could not hear the autos horn!!!! Mein Gott!!!! Vet says, "he just has too much hair in his ears. Just go to the drug store, and get a dipilatory - you know, like Nair". Woman...

It's much more than that. I'm sure the author was thinking existentially; He was commenting, without commenting (how brilliant is that?), on the condition of man, and, that if he does not create, think, share, there is no being. It's either that, or he was tired of surfing porn.

Hey. Nothin' not to like here.

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Touche. Can't believe I did that. LOL.

Just the beginning. And the apologists are all over CNBC. Gasparino is telling the truth. I'm thinking O'Bama is finally doing something right, albeit for the wrong reasons, but whatever it takes.

As it happens, it is on this subject – the threat that some traders pose to national security – that Deep Capture is now on the verge of publishing an immensely long and detailed piece of research. For now I will refrain from revealing the article’s contents except to say that it will...

Read the complaint. It says civil/criminal. Do you really think the Doj gives a hoot about the SEC? Except, of course, those there they are investigating.

Read the article with a highlighter. This is the big one. SEC? Toast. Synonyms.

Playing "Airport" at my house tonight. She has to pat me down before I get to board.

See this? News Alert from The Wall Street Journal Federal authorities are preparing insider-trading charges that could ensnare consultants, investment bankers, hedge-fund and mutual-fund traders and analysts across the nation. The criminal and civil probes, which authorities say...

"NURSE!!!!! I distinctly said, "Prick his boil"."

Second only to the hairdresser who told Stevie Wonder Cornrows looked fine.