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And she says: Roses are red Violets are stinky How come your dick's The size of my pinky?????? Do I hear "DISCOUNT"???

I tell ya, I'm shocked. So, you party hard with a porn star, do a shitload of drugs, and then she goes on the internet and talks about it in detail. It's almost as shocking as realizing how plain they are with out six pounds of Cover Girl. Next, you'll tell me there's no Santa.

Humpy. I think we know how you got here: http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00622/beer_goggles_622180a.swf Oh, I know we all want to think we were conceived with soft lighting, classical music, a bit of wine, and candlelight. But, let's face it. To a large majority of the...

:D Killed me. LOL

Coming soon to a street corner near you. I'll bet you there are some puckered assholes in DC. Or is Pelosi back in her home district.

Fox just reported that , ".........egyptians are protesting high unemployment, low wages, and corruption." Irony lives.

It should be pretty obvious the Feds are sniffing around those outlandish, and in my opinion, unattainable, returns.

http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2011/01/28/nastiest-ceo-lashes-out-at-goldman/ After this length of time, after the pain and destruction of the past two years perpetrated by the previous ten or so, that these people can still spew such obviously skewed vitriole. He must have them by the balls.

Know why the head of your dick is bigger than the shaft? That's nature's way of being sure your hand doesn't fly off and hit you in the face. Imagine. Uh oh ah oooo OW!!!!! Uh oh ah oooo OW!!!!! Uh oh ah oooo OW!!!!!

Oh yeah there is.

Jack LaLanne died. What chance do the rest of us have? I'm having an eclair and a Marlbourough for breakfast.

Google the women on Fox. No dumb bunnies at all. Amazing pedigrees. Jamie Colby is my fave. Check out her bio. Graduated from HS when she was six, Law school at 12. I wonder what draws them to TV???

Applebee's under 550 calorie entrees......... "Waiter!!!! Where's my steak!!!!" "Under your pea, Sir.!!!! Under your pea." Which brings to mind that classic from the depression. The one from the 30's, not this one. "waiter, I'll have the chicken noodle soup." "One bowl of...

That one will do...........

Another one like this, and the guy in the previous joke will shoot you.

So, at least we got that going for us.

Then Don recommended Abe see "Our American Cousin".

I"m no lawyer. But it'll be tough to tell those, what, 20,000 or so Americans who hid their money there. The US now has the names.

Yeah. ole Barry and I had a battle once or twice over same. But he has the best info. Can't quite figure out how he plays both sides against the middle, but he does it better than anyone, doesn't he? When they're done, they'll go down every rabbit hole there is, and if someone is dirty...

Freudian slip. So. How's it play out?