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Shame that an insightful non-trading thread has taken a left turn. I can just imagine you guys behind your monitors with your neck veins bulging out, your blood pressure through the roof, and pounding on the keyboard. All the while, sipping a V-8 and scheduling your 4:15 meditation.

Read this carefully. EVERY WOMAN IS A MANIC DEPRESSIVE WITH BI-POLAR SYNDROME. EVERY WOMAN IS VIOLENT AND SADDISTIC. NO STRAIGHT MAN WILL EVER UNDERSTAND A WOMAN. What makes you think the next one that comes along will be any different? Try boning her. It takes the edge off.

Just started to do this. More because I needed something to unwind and help with my sleep than anything else. But yes, in moderation it is very good for your heart in that it helps prevent against strokes. The problem is how do you define moderation? :D

Curious to know what everyone's thought son probiotics are. I've been hearing about it a lot lately, Do probiotics supplements provide any significant benefit for the person that already eats well?

I have plenty of the following: - Lots of Fiber (Wheat Germ, High Fiber Whole Wheat bread, Ground Flax Seed, Otameal, Veggies) - Omega 3/6 (Fish, Ground Flax Seed, Supplements) - Home Brewed Natural Tea (Linden, Black, Ginseng, lots of Green Tea). - Lots of water - Fruits and...

How do you know your bank or broker is in trouble? When you call tehtrade desk and hear: "Booyah!!! How may I help you today?"

Does anyone know how frequently additional call strikes are added to the gold index (GOX)? April calls only go to $200 :confused:

ROFLMAO!!!! You're a piece of work nutmeg.

I think you should draw a picture...

so 14 is fair game??

This would make for an excellent episode of Law and Order: Criminal Intent.

True Story - I had a 240Z in my younger days. Bought it for about $500 with the intention of fixing it up. As soon as I got it running, I had a habit of only buying a few gallons of gas at a time. Well one day it gets stolen. The thief didn't get to far. Had a problem with the fuel system...

What is wrong with Nutmeg? I mean, cooking chickens with guts and all? Sending people to find Fallopian tubes? What's this world coming to???

I can't believe my life has sunk to this level. I mean, a midget? Maybe she's right. Maybe there's something wrong with me...

36-24-36 As Sir Mix A Lot would claim, "Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3"!

That guy will beat me in a "wildest things you've done while drunk" contest.

Simple. Because it causes no financial impact whatsoever to the industry. You can't record a loss if there is nothing to return. Again, I love meat, but it needs to be regulated. The USDA is not what it used to be.

Guys, just because you are vegetarian does not mean you are better off. Case in point, I knew a strict vegetarian that was completely disgusted with meat. She replaced meat with the proteins from Snickers, Twix, and Kit-Kats. Her staple meals were the frozen variety. Her only form of...

The USDA is useless. They might have 1 inspector covering an entire plant. When something does go wrong, the inspector typically evaluates the severity before looking the other way. In this case, IF the inspector was aware of this behavior, it would not have been reported. In their own words, it...

Valentine's used to run me about $400. Always in the form of cash. After all, that's the only gift high priced hookers would accept.