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Okay, fair enough. I'll cast my vote (though I'm puzzled as to why Soviet Communism is not among the choices) and won't say a further word . . . . But I still think the poll I suggested is a good idea. :cool:

Perhaps you should start a poll, since you are so well-practiced in it, on why your brain is so muddled. While I can think of several possible causes for your addle-brained condition, such as an inadequate education, a poor genetic pool, a low protein diet, etc., I think the ultimate conclusion...

Any possibility of shipping his giant fat ass to Iraq as part of a food relief program? Provided the denizens aren't on a low fat diet, which would render the obese Mr. Moore totally uneatable, he could likely provide sustenance for the entire city of Basra for at least the next month. And I can...

Vol's too high. Instead, I'd buy two front month flys, one at each price. It's a cheap way to play your expectation with a favorable Greek profile.

Oh, I just assumed. It seemed to fit the profile. By the way, do you own a pocket protector?

Nice and lesson learned. I will never again make the mistake of challenging any statement made by you regarding the Internet, computers or Star Trek.

Why do I not find that the least bit surprising?

You are very confused.

While your nerd-like knowledge of the Internet far surpasses mine, I believe the more likely cause relates to something called "paid placement".

Then it's a no-lose trade. I'm in for 1000 contracts.

It means options premiums suck and it's tough being short gamma.

Hey, Axe, wondering what made you pick him. I mean, sure he's dreamy and all. But. . . .

Ahh, always the conspiratorialist, huh ART? Hey, now that you mention it, wasn't that Jack Grubman behind the grassy knoll?

You go, girl! Height is wasted on the tall anyway.

Excuse me, but the proper term is "vertically challenged".

Tragic. The truest definition of heroism and sacrifice.

You know, the 5 of us could hop over to Paris, bitch-slap a few Frenchies, and have their unconditional surrender before sunrise. And it would probably be a lot of fun to own the country too were it not for the fact that so many French live there.

There you go. And I just saw your planned INTC trade. Good luck with it. I'll be hoping the article proves prescient for you, notwithstanding the criticism.

Oh, good. I was beginning to feel a bit creepy, mean and voyeuristic. In other words, like TradeOff.

Very true, and I have no opinion either way on the validity of the article's conclusion -- that the semis are due for a rally. Rather, I was merely commenting on the utter dearth of analysis in the ostensibly analytical article that ART posted for us. It quite simply failed to make the bull...