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Black Monday, Black Tuesday and now a Black Wednesday! OK kids, what comes next? Let's go over to 'Bert' and 'Ernie'! "...Gee Bert! All these Black Days! Your Sesame Street pension has been reduced by half..." "...Hey Ernie, is this yours?....(Bert flips Ernie the 'Big Bird')...

", stroking his chicken,"? :D Well, Socrates the immortal must be really frustrated. I just hope he's not "stroking his chicken", over underage girls!!!

Jesus Christ! A person jacks-in their job to trade, they make a living doing what they enjoy, and then some fucking jerk-off tells them that they don't have a life. Garcia! You are such a negative and depressing fuck! Get a life!

The word 'Random' is used a lot, no one ever questions wether or not the word is even worth arguing about in a market context? Are the markets probable? I'd say yes. Are they Random? I couldn't give 2 fuks. I used to reside in the 'non random' camp, these days i take it easy in...

Doent wurri, I never eaven went too skool, ever! Now im workin fur Goaldman Saks. I uwsed too werk for Bare Sterns, butt i lepht becos thay wur reellie rubbich. Hoo neads a collige degrie? Gud luc.:confused:

:) You twat!

It's a good point. How does a person know that the market is offering '1 - 2 points' at any given time? Coin tossing? The '1 - 2 points' idea is pushed around the circuit by who? People using calculators? Dream world trading at its most effective.

Nice set up! Hey, don't worry, your money will be well spent.:)

True. Maybe ET just wasn't the parade he was looking for. One thing's for sure, his teaching methods are sh*t. Maybe he'll create a real learning site, for order flow students. He can call it.... 'E34s mardi gras of excellence', or something.

:D :) Oh yes!

See it's all still going strong, the order flow lesson. Order flow is good, but there is still a strong psychological link back to the charts. If E34 could only use one which would it be? A) The book? B) The chart? Saying this, E34 still probably uses MAs and Elliott to trade. Never...

LMAO, JJ! My ribs are killing me, top post man!

Hey, G. Custard, stop squirting the front row with water from your 'Funny Flower'. Damn! Now you've done it! You've just crushed little Johnies lunch box with your big red clown boots.

Can i be, Jimmy 2 Times, Jimmy 2 Times?

I've got tears rolling down my face, with laughter! This thread is soooo funny. Who said trading can't be fun? General f*cking Custard, WTF! Ok ok! Please, remake 'Wall Street'.... General Custard luuuuurvs Blue Star!

The only way to deal with E34 (is this a cream for crabs) is to waffle utter BS back to him and humour him.

Oh yeh! Elite34, preys on the young and gullible. He tries to groom and mould them into his 'toys'. Very sinister, and mesmerising to the weak. BEWARE!

Elite34, is every parents worst nightmare.:D

WARNING TO ALL PARENTS! There has been a wierd and suspicious character trying to teach 4th grade students about the stock market in the school tiolets. We have put on extra security measures, as the person was trying to ply the pupils with alcohol and drugs. Please avoid the outside...

Excuse me! I can smell dope. Is anyone smoking dope in here?