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Please, please reconsider your decision, as it would be ironic if a hard-core cadre of message board morons succeed in kicking you out, wouldn't it?

Offended? On the contrary, when you are quoted (indirectly) by the great tampa, this is the highest form of compliment.

Yes. As you can see, the pressure is starting to get to tampa. I can understand the anguish one faces when the morrow's trading day depends on the outcome of a bake sale. This still is no excuse for shameless plagiarism. (Unless of course the offending post was somehow the result of typing...

Next time just provide a link. http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=61115#post61115 Thanks for the memories and, more importantly, the hits.

Now all we need is a wav file of a rim shot.

Time to throw another bone to Magna.

These are the sort of things that are very hard to discover on one's own without some external prodding. I've found many valuable tidbits on the MrExcel website, including the following : http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=403901#post403901 Once again, good stuff.

I just want to see the look on your wife's face when the milkman finds the brokerage statement tomorrow morning.

You need 25 feet (preferably a little more) of Cat-5 cable. http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/C/Cat_5.html I like Belkin...

Not for free.

http://www.cme.com/dta/ http://www.cbot.com/

Not bad. The correct answers are (1) d (2) b (3) c (4) b (5) a (6) b.

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation...

Alas, the only thing that'll fall from his fingertips are the blisters from ironing.

You have demonstrated resilience with your ability to get up and brush yourself off after a setback. You have shown persistence by your unwavering search for a profitable trading method. And you have displayed resourcefulness by taking in ironing to prop up your dwindling account. And if this...

With all due respect to steve46 and ChartingMarkets, and I do have respect for you two gentlemen, I suggest that we not judge Tony Oz so harshly in absentia on such flimsy grounds.

She is hardly retarded.

Welcome to EliteTrader, mfhboy! :) Actually you're not new, it just took you 3 months to make your presence felt. I have read and reread your post and am having difficulty understanding your question. You can attach the relevant Excel file as long as it's under 100K (Browse... in Attach...

A little quiz to test your knowledge of ET. All the answers can be found fairly easily, so please, no cheating. (1) How many forums currently in ET? (a) 12 (b) 16 (c) 20 (d) 24 (2) Shreddy is (a) Don Bright's secretary (b) nitro's dog (c) Longshot's cat (d) mytwocents' teddy...

I can understand a thread not having any replies, but no views? I just took a snapshot, so go ahead and deflower.