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    the sooner we get away from BEEF

    Exactly! More than half the fun is getting everyone together to get sloshed at the same time... good food, good drink, good people = good times! I'd be afraid of what would show up at a cauliflower roasting. Probably boney chicks with hair for arm pits. Although not exactly, this comes pretty...
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    the sooner we get away from BEEF

    All this fat talk is making me hungry. There is nothing tastier than pork fat. Lunch in a few minutes: Honey Glazed ham slices with ample amounts of edge fat that's been browned and slighly caramelized to perfection, sticky white rice smothered with the drippings from the ham pan, some...
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    What Now Claude

    Revisit top post and pay special attention to WFC and BAC, and to some extent the VIX. Compare with last few days. Almost as good as a crystal ball... almost.
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    Daily Hottie

    Nobody misses a goddamn thing on this sight. You know what I meant asshole...:D
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    Daily Hottie

    Can I bother you for a direct link to that photo? Strictly for research of course... (cough)
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    Daily Hottie

    I don't think it gets much better than that... unless maybe she's got a dick. Can titties be anymore perfect? I aint seen a fresh set like that since high school.
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    Immortality

    I kinda liked the business model of "Logan's Run" myself.
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    Sadly you will never here about this on the major news networks

    How old are you? Have you ever been in a fight in your life? Tear a phone book in half... now that's fucking hilarious. You watch too many Matrix movies.
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    What Now Claude

    What's it gonna be, Maude?
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    Daily Hottie

    I was just getting to that...
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    Daily Hottie

    And an amputee apparently... but then again, who's really looking at that.
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    Brett Favre Dirty Play

    1/5 Pendleton... ... didn't know any better though, while sitting in the recruiters' office at 17 and promised the world. Wanted to fly jets but have bad eyes. I didn't even know you had to go to college for that. They gave me a $1000.00 signing bonus to be a grunt instead and I thought I...
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    Brett Favre Dirty Play

    Shit I only reached 200lbs a few years ago, after going over 40... and it ain't muscle. That must've been the same master guns that offered me free LBFM's for all, plus a MAC flight to get there. Have you ever heard of an NCO on a MAC flight for a pleasure destination, much less a LCPL...
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    Brett Favre Dirty Play

    Was an outside 'backer in the 4-3 for years. Also the gunner on kickoffs. I was slower than shit but my footwork kept me in the game... at least until everyone got taller, bigger and faster :mad:
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    Brett Favre Dirty Play

    We were all taught to go low for a block from peewee on up. Even though he's been in the NFL for as long as he has, sometimes you just react. Not an excuse... just something to think about.
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    Brett Favre Dirty Play

    The earhole USED to be a bullseye for your helmet... sometimes you get lucky and the jaw would come along for the ride. Fucker wouldn't know what sideline was his after one of those.
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    Brett Favre Dirty Play

    Questionable... yes. Dirty?... nah. Thing is, he's got the blindside bead on the guy; he didn't have to go low. Could've rung him up real good. Needs to watch Heinz Ward for a tutorial.
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    5.5 billion dollar BJ

    Must be an oral deal.
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    (do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?)

    I took a peek during our first kid. Never, EVER, under any circumstances, should a man be allowed to view the abomination of a birthing. ... nugget coming out of the asshole and the puss at the same time. Got the two mixed up and didn't know if that was a ball of sprouts from her nights...
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    Daily Hottie

    RW in her prime: I wish this photo was larger.
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