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142 on the first test and 138 on the next... maybe you're losing about 4 points per day! -- hey, what was the date of that first test?? :(

Q: Know what the average age of a Bright Trader is?? A: 38! yeah, it's true -- they take'em right outta high school there in Vegas. :D

you are a certified nut-case! (but a funny one at that!). Judging from the number of responses, I think there are people here who don't know this thread is a joke. (I thought it was particularly funny that Don B responded and extended an invitation to "intern" at the Desert Asylum!! Can...

are a HOOT!:D I think they'd be even funnier if this guy were for real though. No one is this much of a tool. How many times can you mention "Oxford" in one thread?!:eek: The part about the "humble beginnings", etc was a bit too sappy. Few threads actually make me laugh out loud --...

whoa, now I really feel stupid. :cool:

tried to call tech help but keep getting a busy signal. I think I'll try to tweak the software a little -- I'm going to microspool it down to central. It still keeps ghosting at about 3000 though. Also added a fresh quart of monitor oil -- to no avail.

I have his "Dark Side of the Moon" set -- it's helped me a lot over the years.

yes, that would be fun indeed!! - but the money's just not there. Picture this: A fine slab of medium rare filet mignon, a hunk of smoked gouda, and you and your... uhhhh.... "followers" all sprawled out on a genuine mr. market suirrel skin rug just kick'in back talking about stocks...

... you could skin yourself alive and sell squirrel skin rugs.

Yes! You just gave me an idea. I'm going to start sending my wife a newsletter on my performance. I'll lace it with inspirational quotes and include recipes for my favorite dinners! yeah... this should solve the problem!:cool:

your math is correct.

(dogs should NOT be allowed an occasional martooni - or 4)! Anyway, I too attended Wharton and was there for 2 years. I then switched to "THE" State School of PA -- Penn State (OK... snicker, snicker). I switched to PSU to pursue Chemical Engineering, which I earned my degree in (why did...

Yes, but Jesse L. made the great majority of his $$ on longer term positions. I'm no Jesse L. to be sure --- in fact I DO close the great majority of my positions by the close. At this exact point in time -- daytrading is a challenge. In my trading I'm leveraged to the point where my balls...

"Cocky. swollen nutted, meat-and-cheese-eating squirrels get squashed when playing w/ the big fellas." ... it's good to hear you have another job! dog:cool:

you're hung like a damn squirrel!! Meats and Cheeses all around, baby!!!:( :( :(

Gene, No offense my friend, but the Qubes should NEVER be "hard to borrow." I don't know what "E-Brokerage, LLC" is -- but if you're trying to ply your wares here, you'd better get with the program! Maybe you could team up w/ the Trading from Main Street cat and offer some type of dual...

finally, an entertaining ET post! Sorry Yannis, this time I was being relatively serious. But I never said I was human or intelligent. Unfortunately, I am human. I am also a little too intelligent for my liking. I am not racist, and I don't consider my statement racist, you will note...

Any broker not allowing short sales of QQQ should be dumped immediately!! :eek: