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It does not escape me, you clever old Conjoined Mind, that your calls are artfully vague. Price will "advance?" Up? Down? "The trend will begin"? Up? Down? I am taking lnotes in case I have to go back to my former life as a bullshit artist.

I'm putting in my MOO order for Saturday as I type. Later, if you are really nice to me, I will show you the comparison of NQ, ES and 6E that I make to second guess your open calls.

Not that anybody gives a shit, but here is the corrected count. Is this turning into Hershey mentors Cibiades?

Thanks for the clarifuckation. Will change 9:30 to 9:35 to bar 0.

Unless and until he keeps it simple, I really can't tell because I don't want to wade through the blow-by-blow. Clinically speaking, Jack is as fine as frog hair for a Conjoined Mind. I love him and read everything they post. They are trying hard to get a consistent style and vocabulary and...

I will say one thing for a five minute decision cycle. I get 78 near-five-minute opportunities to surf porn, take a piss, take a shit, try to get it up, nuke a hotdog, open a bottle of champagne, reload 30 cartridges, talk to the wife, scan ET, let the cat out, let the cat in, mow a few hundred...

Try simplicity (I'll grant you the fucking bar count if you can't tell time at your age): "End of Bar ##, short at ####.##." Spare me the reasons. We both know that once you learn how to trade all TA is bullshit. You can trade straight off the chart. P.S.: Bar 1 is 9:30-9:35 ET, yes?

Oh, I give up. Here's the fucking bar count added.

Why do you perversely insist on using the bar count? Can't you see the time? If it's all part of the jumbo-mumbo to confuse the issue, I get it. But you do your incredibility no good by making the very first thing to look at opaque. And I am NOT going to ask Doaks to code the fucking bar count...

Well, this is awkward. Doaks has you on ignore. And the rest of the bastards elected me to be the only one of us who can see you. So Doaks is emailing me charts. He's at the gun range shooting his new .40 S&W and said "Fuck off!" I don't know if he meant you, me, or both of us. Mudgins took a 12...

Well written. Carrying a gun and being prepared to use it is like carrying an umbrella on a sunny day to keep the rain at bay. Such people tend to have a look about them. Not one that says "shoot me first." More like "leave me the fuck alone." Trouble generally does. Gramps didn't. He was...

Never thought of that. Concealed under a newspaper or something. As we say, "Concealed is concealed!" Don't matter how. OT, Freedom Ammunition will credit you $2.50 per pound for brass in their calibres that you ship to them. I weighed a gallon milk jug of 9mm and it was 17.5 pounds. So not a...

Strange goings-on here. Back and grey pillarcators with heads shaped like snakes stripping the leaves off of my lime tree. A family of 'coons picked my sapling peach tree bare of unripe fruit. A young male bobcat courts my domestic female cat at 5AM each morning through the sunroom window. And I...

Herr Professor Doaks is undisposed, but I thank you on his unhalf. Not having watched this debacle meself, I must ask, what are the croquets of which you speak? Here in Tejas Norte the suckkadas are just now leaving but the croquets have not yet arrived.

Jack, it is just as well that you did not respond to poor Joe's challenge. As I was tucking him in for an early champagne-induced bedtime, I gently reminded him that he has you on ignore.

Who was that masked man? I'd like to thank him!

We would have Jack charging outrageously for incomprehensible gibberish and Larry posting advice for free.

Sorry I missed you, Jack. You know I read you ass-siduously. But I have been someone else for two days and that person has you on ignore. Anyway, I remember that thread. ScottD was one of the dumbest fucks ever to disgrace ET (if that is possible). His stupidity was manifest in that he let...

Thanks for 'splainin'. I still use the telegraph. But the fact remains that the REAL Larry would know what sites his contract with Google would target. And he would certainly know what ZH is. Or maybe not. "Don't send them to ZH! Those assholes are too smart to fall for my bullshit!"

I do so love a game of ET unpersonation, if well crafted. I remember fondly the fine work of Wiles Welder here. But this poster is not Larry Williams. Larry would know exactly where adverts for his site are being placed, and certainly that they pop up on ZH. Further, the REAL Larry would no more...