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2.59-2.65 here in metro Phoenix Man how the hell are they able to get gas there so cheap? http://www.saltlakegasprices.com/

ACK!! Holy shit. . .

For those of use who only have price action plotted on our charts . . . it certainly is :D

That last one reminds me of the Honeymooners when Alice is saying to Ralph that he doesn't treat her like a woman. He replies back, "I treat you like a woman! I let you cook, I let you wash the dishes, the laundry . . . boys don't do that!" :D

Appreciate the responses. That's very nice - thanks IB!

IB used to revert to overnight margins on the Globex futures at 3:45pm ET. Last 2 days that hasn't happend - is this something new or a glitch related to the daylight time changeover?

Reminds me of my first divorce. That's about all I was left with.

Foreplay before the actual screwing :D

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon...

I've lost 3 MXO drives in the past 2 1/2 years and now my 4th and final one is starting to sound like a distant table saw. :( Quantum used to be good then was absorbed into MXO now Seagate has merged with them so who does that leave any more. Every night I copy my data in quadruplicate...

Anyone get this thing to work? I enabled it and all it shows is a blank line for SPX INDU and COMP :confused:

ROFL true indeed. Baron, can you ban this one, Baron can you tell moderator X to stop deleting my posts, baron, baron, waaa waaah waaaah.

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying...

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We...

GOOG should never have been run up to 475 in the first place. It was Yahoo from 1999 all over again. Will people never learn. Glad I'm a trader and not an investor. :)

Organic . . . meaning bullshit?

What does it say when the 2 biggest groups of people we want shot are those who make the laws (politicians) and those who try to subvert them in court (lawyers). Sheesh.

IB - Thank you!

This is ASSININE. Def, Steve, if anyone's reading this, please have your programmers give us a 2-digit decimal place option.

ROFL! She did say one thing once that I found cute: When you have a son you have to worry about one penis on the street; when you have a daughter you have to worry about every penis on the street. :D