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    Gasoline heading to $3 and more

    2.59-2.65 here in metro Phoenix Man how the hell are they able to get gas there so cheap? http://www.saltlakegasprices.com/
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    Jokes

    ACK!! Holy shit. . .
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    Jokes

    For those of use who only have price action plotted on our charts . . . it certainly is :D
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    Jokes

    That last one reminds me of the Honeymooners when Alice is saying to Ralph that he doesn't treat her like a woman. He replies back, "I treat you like a woman! I let you cook, I let you wash the dishes, the laundry . . . boys don't do that!" :D
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    3:45 margin cut-off . . no longer?

    Appreciate the responses. That's very nice - thanks IB!
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    3:45 margin cut-off . . no longer?

    IB used to revert to overnight margins on the Globex futures at 3:45pm ET. Last 2 days that hasn't happend - is this something new or a glitch related to the daylight time changeover?
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    Jokes

    Reminds me of my first divorce. That's about all I was left with.
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    QM just stopped trading

    Foreplay before the actual screwing :D
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    Jokes

    Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon...
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    Maxtor Drive Died

    I've lost 3 MXO drives in the past 2 1/2 years and now my 4th and final one is starting to sound like a distant table saw. :( Quantum used to be good then was absorbed into MXO now Seagate has merged with them so who does that leave any more. Every night I copy my data in quadruplicate...
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    TWS Arbitrage Meter

    Anyone get this thing to work? I enabled it and all it shows is a blank line for SPX INDU and COMP :confused:
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    "Feedback" should be renamed "Whining/Telling"

    ROFL true indeed. Baron, can you ban this one, Baron can you tell moderator X to stop deleting my posts, baron, baron, waaa waaah waaaah.
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    Jokes

    Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying...
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    Jokes

    A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We...
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    Goog

    GOOG should never have been run up to 475 in the first place. It was Yahoo from 1999 all over again. Will people never learn. Glad I'm a trader and not an investor. :)
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    Goog

    Organic . . . meaning bullshit?
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    Jokes

    What does it say when the 2 biggest groups of people we want shot are those who make the laws (politicians) and those who try to subvert them in court (lawyers). Sheesh.
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    IB extra zeros

    IB - Thank you!
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    IB extra zeros

    This is ASSININE. Def, Steve, if anyone's reading this, please have your programmers give us a 2-digit decimal place option.
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    Jokes

    ROFL! She did say one thing once that I found cute: When you have a son you have to worry about one penis on the street; when you have a daughter you have to worry about every penis on the street. :D
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