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You wanna know what is great about finally automating SCT? I can quit trying to build my character (it was hopeless, anyway). I don't have to draw all those multi-fractal channels and color them in just so (I now have more time to harass Neoxx). I don't need all those extra monitors for...

Nkhoi, if I may quote you: "Must...not...click...on...attachment..."

I am sorry if I misled you. SCT stands for Socrates' Confabulatory Trading. We don't actually trade, we just talk about it.

Well, B-Team, it's been nice knowin' ya. Attached is my final cut at a rigorously rule-based SCT code optimized for NQ. I liquidated all my quick assets, traded 500 contracts, and made $0.44M. Ehorn, I was thinking of starting an SCT traders' conclave somewhere appropriate. I understand...

TD, it just occurs to me that if we are as represhensible as we are made out to be, we should whore ourselves and shill for Jack. I'll start at EOD with a knock-your-socks-off chart on the performance of Simulated SCT trading NQ today.

Oh, 666, and all you other Ogden Nash wannabees, I think we should sell out and become Jack's ad agency. My old friend Albert Cibiades can teach us all how to argue both side of a case.

Now if Neoxx wanted to do some REALLY accurate channeling...

Here is synthetic SCT so far for the day, hahahaha! Damn, I miss drawing those channels.

Sorry, Tums is heppin'.

Tums is helping me by showing the attachment in the body of the post. But to get a full appreciation for it you should click on the attachment itself to see the chart in all its postage stamp sized glory.

I am thinking to myself, Neoxx is exhibiting astonishing powers of concentration and observation. One might argue that this is aided by avoiding the distraction of actually trading. But just think, if he can understand Jack-speak, what wonders could he do with thes two simple bars of mine...

Well, I made two assertions about SCT fun-damn-mental principles that Jack tap danced around, accusing me of fishing. Also said I don't understand market action. My rejoinder is that Jack never shows us that he is anything more than a theoretician, an armchair trader. So I will continue with...

LJYoung, the base coward, attacked me on home ground knowing full well that my favorite moderator on all of ET would remove any rejoinders in the interest of threadial purity. While the generous souls of the B-Team were wishing everyone well and composing merrily besotted verse, LJY saw fit to...

Returning to meta-commenting Neoxx after this lamentable foray into doggerel verse, I found this posting notable: "Incidentally, despite trying hard to debrief the prior chart I couldn't come up with a more satisfactory alternative." All I can say is that if he has trouble analyzing the...

There was an old geezer from Phoenix Whose traders did use lots of Kleenix Each time he cried "Go!" The market said "Whoa!" And soon all their funds were anemics.

Haiku: Ehorn posting here Longing to join the B-Team Chooses SCT

Hypo, he say "Jak please be my dad?" Jak, he say "Hypo, so sorry, that's sad!" Hypo say "Jack, I thought we be thick!" Jack say to Hypo "Too bad you're a dick!"

My handle is Spydie but my reel name be Todd. Why do I do this? I wonder my god! Jack said be ready to take the odd hit, But never did I expek to take all this shit! Oh, Spydie! We love you, but seeds you have sown. If you were not Jack's we would make you our own!

Hypo, he dancin in he cowgirl suit. Jak say ta Liz "Sorry, ah gotta toot!" Tums, he be frustrate No post to pollute. E Horn be lookin for tomarra's loot. Wastin mah time here, dis tread fulla fruit! No no be say JJ, dis place yo shud be! No tellin tomarra what shit you will see!

Rede out loud, and ah meens LOUD, for de bes effeck: Here be New Year greets from ET guru Jak! I AM be de King, doan gimme no flack! Doan gimme dat shit Jack, yo IS jes a hack! When yo be a postin, ah be turnin mah back! Who be dis old punk dey be callin Hypo? He jes doan kno...