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    Health Care Passed

    From what I've read, this is the first instance that a requirement to be a US citizen requires you to purchase something, in this case - health care.
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    Funny "Motivational Posters"

    I rented an apartment to a guy like him (it's been awhile I don't remember why I rented to him, must've had a deposit and 1st months rent). He used to sit at the top of the stairs and tell me he didn't have the rent, I said "that's okay". I later sold the place with him in it, last I heard his...
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    Jokes 2

    It's said that sex is the best exercise. Judging by the strength of my wrist and forearm, I tend to agree.
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    My dads a schizophrenic. But he's good people
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    Why US abortion 20% higher than France's, especially most doctors won't perform them?

    Why do we have an abortion rate 20% higher than France's (and more than twice as high as Germany's).... ----------------- 1) Everyone here believes every statistic they read. 2) Just out of curiosity, how many people do you know who have had an abortion? I know one person, I've lost...
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    If you never went to college, what's the best job to have now?

    I suppose if I was going to follow the "janitor" route. I suggest being a janitor in a legislative office building. (State is good, Fed is better) Check waste baskets for material non public information and seek out "rug time" with officials under the pretense of doing a better job. Keep your...
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    Vegetarian........an ancient Indian word for "Bad Hunter"
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    PC run amuck

    What is painfully obvious, Wall Mart is the white devil. Gift card reparations for the black community. New hiring intiative for minorities at WMT, word recognition software for all paging systems to be installed. The perp does community service, a victim of sexual abuse and has a black friend.
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    I went to an Alzheimers protest march last week. They were shouting: "What do we want?" "Want what?" "When do we want it?" Who knows?".
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    Last night my wife said that she was thinking about moving. I said "Well don't think about it, just move, I'm trying to get a beer out of the fucking fridge".
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    Quirky things that you do as you became wiser

    On one episode of Curb your enthusiasm, Larry David sat down with his manager in a restaurant. The waitress brought them coffee, there was an awkward moment of silence and larry said "Would you like to see my coffee commercial?" Larry just took a sip, made a few facial expressions and said...
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    Watching Obama with the sound off

    I used to watch Greespan with the sound off, looked like he was taking a dump.
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    30% off @ Old Navy, Gap & Banana Republic Mar18-21

    No money for food. Spending my money on whiskey.:D
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    Michael Lewis on Wall Street Today

    Peace out brother but the food business is a great way to steal cash from the gov't. Not saying this guy is but why are New York tax boys looking so closely at Pizza joints, et al. reciepts?
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    My friend was sitting down reading a book. I couldn't see what it was but I heard him reading out loud. "The use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning." I asked him what he was reading and he told me it was the dictionary. He said that since his eyesight...
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    Michael Lewis on Wall Street Today

    The SEC, Congress, the Fed, everyone involved is doing whatever than can to avoid a crisis, meanwhile the crisis is us. ------------------------ The crisis is us, will things get better? Ha!!!!! How's that market moving, is it in crisis mode? Is this real? More avoidance.
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    Michael Lewis on Wall Street Today

    Thanks for posting. Looks like the cure is worse than the disease. Which would be to let the banks fail, too late now. The ethics and morals of the culture of our country is seriously defective. The SEC, Congress, the Fed, everyone involved is doing whatever than can to avoid a crisis...
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    The SEC declined to comment beyond saying that the senior people at the unit that oversaw Lehman had left the regulator. ---------------------------- And the dog at the homework.
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    Democratic Congressman : "If You Don't Tie Our Hands, We Will Keep Stealing."

    I'm beginning to wonder if perhaps it would be a good idea to shrink government................ ----------------- You know I was never asked if it was okay to spend 50k for plants in front of the town hall every year. I won't miss the flowers. Actually I wouldn't care in the town hall...
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    That is so funny. Dual citizenship. Passport to Florida.:D :D :D
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