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I only know one Canadian joke. A mother and son were in a bar drinking beer. In walked two tough looking outdoorsman, lumber jack types. The mother said to her son "Go ask them where they are from". The son walked over to the table where they were sitting and said "Where are you guys...

Imo, all teen girls are against abortion. From reading the article and the way this was done leads me to believe the girl may have been a victim of date rape or similiar. Maybe the parents didn't like the boy.

figuring out how you create bottom-up economic growth, as opposed to the trickle-down economic growth.” --------------- Health care reform will do this by repairing the economic inequality of the sick vs the healthy.

Forget the names. We have two groups, private sector and public sector. The summary of those in the private sector end with dollars signs and executive compensation. Mozzilo et al are portrayed as evil greedy capitalistic bastards who did it for the money. Then what of the gov't sector who...

Angelo Mozilo Phil Gramm Alan Greenspan Chris Cox American Consumers Hank Paulson Joe Cassano Ian McCarthy Frank Raines Kathleen Corbet Dick Fuld Marion and Herb Sandler Bill Clinton George W. Bush Stan O'Neal Wen Jiabao David Lereah John Devaney Bernie Madoff...

I think the important point here is: 21 is an odd number. If you hold 4, for instance, 2 would go up and two would go down. Best to own 5, then you could have 3 up and 2 down but if 3 were down and 2 were up then you have to increase the number of stocks to 7 and hope you could have 4 up and 3...

Doesn't a downgrade basically raise the interest rate these countries pay? If so, we can look forward to hedging with currency to USD and interest rate derivatives and a new round of making money hiding this or that debt. I don't know just putting a thought out there.

I miss Lulu. I used to drop my pencil on the floor and when I picked it up, I looked up Lulu's skirt. This lasted until I set a record for dropping my pencil the most times in an hour in 5th grade. The nun moved Lulu to the front of the class.

The soup du jour is for Congress to write poor law under the pretense of "sumbody do sumpin" and let the courts battle it out. The court takes the political heat. If our Professor of Constitutional law (Obama) loses any points of the Constitutionality of this bill that he signed (he...

Federal regulators are studying whether sudden acceleration in Toyotas is linked to cosmic rays. In other news: Federal regulators are studying whether sudden acceleration in M1 & M2 is linked to cosmic rays. Federal regulators are studying whether sudden acceleration in hope and change...

Has anyone here ever experienced coworkers coming to you like 2 or 3 days before pay day asking --"can I borrow $20 until payday?" ----------------- Pour moi, $20 is a fair price to buy back an introduction. If they don't pay it back, no harm no foul, saves me the trouble of ever having...

You know who I'd like to ask regarding health care reform, Rick Wagnor former CEO of GM. I'm sure he is the one who said he runs a health care operation with a side business of auto manufacturing. If he said, "This bill is what America needs", all would be fine with me.

One Lion was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Lion answered, " No, I am Banta Lion." Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Lion answered, "No! No! Me Banta Lion!" A third one came and asked him the same...

whoopsie, I think you're referring to health care. I don't need to read the bill, I only need to know - pass or fail. The bill passes. I am f**ked and I know it. Inflate or die. Need more money to maintain.

what is your initial reaction? How do I get around this. Where is the gray area I can go. Show me the exceptions. Am I a victim of unintended consequence, in other words, what is the motive and end result of the law, if it doesn't apply to me, all the more reason not to follow it.

One of my oldest daughters chore is take the garbage can to the end of the road for pick up. She has a part time job and yesterday she offered me 2 bucks to do it for her. I thought about it an said 'Alright, I'll take the two bucks and do it" Later at dinner, she told me that she offered...

Rhodes' legacy specified four standards by which applicants were to be judged: literary and scholastic attainments; energy to use one's talents to the full, as exemplified by fondness for and success in sports; truth, courage, devotion to duty, sympathy for and protection of the weak...

My wife says she gonna leave me because im a compulsive liar. she sure is gonna miss my big cock.

White House Says Stimulus Plan Boosting Tax Refunds --------- Meanwhile back at the ranch, states are delaying refunds. In other health care news... Illegals will not be denied health care but under no circumstances can they work in the US. You know what makes this country great...

Calpers pensions. Every time a hedge fund blows up, Calpers is the biggest bagholder.