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Just an observation, I've never seen anything of value at a Salvation Army store. No antiques, no limited edition books, nada nothing. I know for a fact people donate good stuff, I always wondered where the good stuff ends up. Ever see a tool at the SA?

I have a story that again (sigh) Ricter won't believe. Inner city field trip on school bus. The kids won't sit in their seats, yelling screaming throwing shit around the whole nine yards. Parents are chaperones, this one kid is really acting bad so one chaperone yells at the kid, the mother...

If a father killed his child’s murderer, how should the legal system treat him? How about this. The child's murderer commits suicide, is anyone happy? The murder is avenged, n'est ce pas? Perhaps everyone is not happy with revenge. Suppose the father doesn't want revenge but a friend of...

You know the best thing about necrophilia? You dont have to bring flowers. They're already there

:D ...hmnnnn.. I can't think of another (more believeable) one right now

Bunch of bs. How about getting some input and opinions of a few black girls and what they think of white girls stealing the few good black guys in town. -------------- I remember this white girl ran off overnight with a black guy (both teens). I invited him to dinner, so I said "I see you...

As I was about to leave for work this morning my wife said "I want a divorce. You're nothing but a cunt, and an embarrassment to be around". "Fuck you" I said, as I tied my hair back into a pony tail, got into my BMW and drove off.

I thought I'd try anal . Not much luck so far, no one seems interested no matter how slutty I dress.

... I think I've been masturbating too much... You start to think that when your cock starts to look more like a handlebar of a bike than a cock... I even put a bell on it. Ya know, to let people know that I'm coming.:cool:

My neighbour is a Agoraphobic Jehovah's Witness. He spends all day knocking on the inside of his own door hoping someone will answer.

I think it was at the begining of Bloombergs (NYC) 2nd term he had one of his deputy mayors find way to improve productivity, efficiency, etc. The results? Every cut, every improvement etc was against the law. There was nothing that anyone could do.

I've seen that number posted in other articles about Detroit. Seriously, who gives a rats ass. If illiteracy has anything to do with the failure of Detroit, then wtf, were schools just invented? Employers can offer all the incentives they want to entice people downtown, fuck that shit...

this was also on the net... Wine and Dine on a First Date? sazzyblondemthead, I have went for drinks or a dinner/lunch...usually the ladder. :D "ladder" f'n a.:D She went for the ladder, heads up roofers. lmao she gonna steal your ladder. Is that a ladder in your pocket...

Somewhere on the net.... One day. a father and his rich family took his young son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose to show him how poor people can be. They spent a day and a night in the farm of a very poor family. When they got back from their trip the father asked his son...

Jay-Z is actually the 26th generation of the Jay family, which dates back to the middle-ages, when Jay-A invented rap.

Too funny!...:D :D

7yo: Daddy you smell like beer. Me: Well, you smell like a bad idea that your mother and I thought could fix our marriage... now go to bed.

The candidates don't have to talk politics, they are discussing wiener. Nice diversion.

“There is a sea of people we're trying to educate that we've never tried to educate before,” says Al Boggess, director of the Arizona State math department. ----------------- What does that statement mean?

My best friend has just been crushed to death.. He was having an affair with my wife and he let her go on top.