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Your garden variety manic cultic guru will spew forth in push-of-speech style a machine-gun stream of derivative plattitudes and platypusses. Some of them will be true, and resonate with the prospective accolyte (or in Jack's case, accolite). I read him closely because some of the word vomit...

So I eggsaggerated. But you see the difference in style from the usual incoherent rants. I am minded to add that there is indeed a cultic undercurrent. Years ago I was on the receiving end of the most viciously vituperative PM exchange you can invagine. Cruel, pointed character attacks in the...

Look at this one. Jack did not write this. Maybe Saint Liz did. Or Archangel Spydie. No grammatical errors. Well reasoned. Few typing errors. No spelling errors. No misused words. Unaccustomed use of subordinate santa clauses. No repetition of old posts. D'ordinaire, you can copy a short new...

Go read Jack's very first post here. Note in retrospect the sly mocking tone. Then read his next ten or so posts. They presage all that followed. Great long-running theatre! And my tonguewistic analysis still proves that he is a conjoined personality. Having dinner with schmucks.

I mean that you should quit aggravating yourself. I assure you that you aggravate yourself more than you aggravate him. I have been dancing with him for over ten years now. At first I thought he was serious, as most newbs do. A lot of time wasted there, but hey, I was usually wasted myself. Next...

The jobs number? Hand jobs. More assmaged than your dick in a cheap trailer cathouse.

Greater than that loss would be the real-time ET IQ testing he provides. Invaluable. I continue to read him closely because his being 13 years older than I am he gives me hope that I might still get it together and become a trading cult leader. BTW, when I wrote "Drop that rock" I was...

"Even a blind hog occasionally finds an acorn."

Are you and I the only two people on ET who understand and use NLP? You will find the first usage of it on ET here: http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1120380&highlight=the+meaning+of+your+communication+is+the+response+you+get#post1120380 So long ago as ET goes. It...

See the post above. Of course I left out a few details. Like about 100 SLOCs. Look up Jack's ten-year-old posts about rockets, ignore everything he says, and figure it out for yourslf. When I as working t something more respectable than Wally boosting, the holy grail I sought was the ability to...

You had best rethink your life and be home before the secession. And have fun extending your family some more. A chart definitely helps. Discovering the one lonely nugget of gold at the bottom of Jack's horse hockey pile is essential. Chart settings? Scale price to intraday S/R. Scale time to...

Do you like to ride roller coasters? What is more fun, the trips up and down, or the tops and bottoms? Enjoy the trips.

I thank you kindly, but 2.5 NQ points is less work. As to boosting from Wally's, of course I do! But only at 6AM. The stocking staff cheers me on!

Le Tortoise Bleu! Saveyer of the infearear cullud races! My family never owned slaves. But not out of ethical considerations. We were too poor. As poor white trash sharecroppers, we were practically slaves ourselves. Why doesn't Congress propose to compensate me for the offenses of their rich...

Well, this is typical ET. Offer something of value for free and you get nothing but shit back for it. I was dead drunk two days ago when my food stamp card got filled up, so now I am off to Wally's to rectumfy my tardiness. Try to figger out how to make fifty with no risk and 100% win rate on...

I agree. I could not afford Chicago whores' prices, either. Down here the amateurs will fuck for an ounce of Everclear in a Coke.

Fake? Fake? Let us start a dial-hog. Have you ever been to Appalachia? Can you even pronounce it like we do? Do you know what a land grant college is? Ever eaten poke salat? Docked a hog? Canned jam? Shit in an outhouse? Pumped ice tea out of the ground with a hand pump? Been so poor you cleared...

At last! An intelligent response! Depending on your broker's margin requirements and minimum opening deposit, with a lowlife bitch like NQ you can make your fifty with a futures trading account of $2K. As to food stamp eligibility, as I recall, you can own a house, and a car if it isn't paid...

Would "Hi yew?" work for you? It works in this part of Tejas Norte. Don't challenge me to a co-loquialism contest, you mountain grill, or I will rinch yore monkey.

There are four godspells, and as a good Christian I can pick and choose among them to support my sermoan. And it ain't MY CHRISTIAN Bible, it's a translation from (presumably your) Aramaic to Greek to Latin to Shakespearean English. And recent scholarship shows that it was pole-iti-sized at...