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    Favorite Permufe on a woman

    I prefer a neatly trimmed permufe. :D
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    CME fee waiver question

    So I'm not generally a tin foil hat kind of guy, but... It seems that the required plugin gives eSignal an electronic conduit into your IB account. Anyone from eSignal care to comment?
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    Valentines

    Look below the video next to the star there is a "button" that looks kind of like "<>". If you hover over it you see "Embed". Click on it then you'll see a line of code starting with "< embed style..." You need to copy that and paste it in your message. <embed style = "height:385px...
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    Jokes 2

    Toyota recalls lawn mowers. http://s387.photobucket.com/albums/oo319/STFU-PICS/?action=view&current=Electric_Lawnmower.flv
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    Daily Hottie

    AMEN! Oh wait that might be offensive in our PC world. :) Uh how 'bout "Roger That!"
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    Excel Help

    Hey no sweat. I'm by no means an Excel guru but if you want toss the new issue out there and I'll give it shot... :)
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    Excel Help

    Here's a real simple way to do it. If your times are in column A for example, put this in B1 =--(TEXT(A1,"00\:00")) Then copy and paste as needed down the B column. Oh and the B column should be formatted as hh:mm
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    John Murtha dies

    But few were as successful as he. And there is no question he had at least one redeeming quality.
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    John Murtha dies

    May the King of pork RIP http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/04/23/murtha.airport/index.html
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    If your ass burns and you wipe and get some blood.

    Or you could go with this model.
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    Daily Hottie

    Natalie Portman, in a word, is awesome. Beautiful, smart (Harvard grad), talented and has a great sense of humor. Oh and KTS should like her, she's a vegan. At the risk of getting too far off topic, here's one of my favorites from SNL. <object width="512" height="296"><param name="movie"...
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    Daily Hottie

    Dang, a tat and navel hardware. Oh well... :)
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    Daily Hottie

    I couldn't find a hot babe, so how 'bout three above average chicks instead?
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    Apple iPad

    And the iPad product placement campaign begins. <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AKFBMSLFe4E&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param...
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    Backdoor Taxes to hit the Middle Class

    Reuters Withdraws 'Backdoor Taxes To Hit Middle Class' Story Linked By Drudge Report ...was withdrawn "due to significant errors of fact."
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    Encrypting files

    Offensive to me? Don't be silly I enjoyed them. Don't know what motivated me to be so kind in my choice of names...
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    Encrypting files

    There's nothing wrong with PGP. And no need to wait for junior to post a link. You can get it here if you'd really like to mess with it. I still prefer Truecrypt...
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    Encrypting files

    Wow - you're psychic too! You somehow know what I know. Amazing! Catch ya on Thursday.
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    Encrypting files

    Ah but it wouldn't be a waste of your time at all. You see - no one believes a word you say at this point. You have no credibility. Go for it! Put your sophisticated decryption machines to work. Just imagine how impressed we'll all be! Time well spent dude!
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