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So I can keep my Rainbow Bug? All I have to do is avoid marriage? All right! :D

http://www.usatoday.com/money/companies/management/2006-04-14-ceos-waiter-rule_x.htm Covered that base too... And if they've never been in a car like mine (my baby is an early nineties model, assembled by hand in Italy) then they really don't expect or see through the charade. Plus, they...

Me neither. I guess I just like boobs, even if they are small... What was her name? I think I dated her too! :p (jk) Some women feel like they're marketing with billboards and television, and unfortunately, some feel they're only marketing with a classified ad in the local paper. Wouldn't...

Not necessarily, but my driver lock is easily accessible from the passenger seat in my car... It's the thought that counts, if she can find the electric lock switch before I get in, then that is just as good. If she spends 10 seconds looking for it, and it's obvious that's what she was doing...

I must have a fake penis, because it's obvious I'm a thirteen year old girl. :p

What, the Beetle thing didn't properly convey my willingness to piss on my own shoes? I'm not mad. I thought pages 22-25 were absolutely hilarious. I didn't even know what was being said till someone pointed it out in a PM. Glad they did. I was literally rolling. :D

OUCH!!! Damn, I decide to add some positive things to an internet message board, and THIS happens? Who the fuck would have thought? By the way, I drive a Volkswagen Beetle. Wasn't it obvious? And it's not pink, It's glorious Sunrise Yellow with airbrushed rainbows on the doors. ChaosNSX...

Okay, I've got a good follow up. I went out the other night and decided to play a game. I wanted to see how many working numbers I could get in one evening, by claiming to be a sanitation worker and also a janitor. The rules were: a) I had to dress down to nearly casual wear, as opposed to my...

I saw that you hadn't posted anything on ET for a few days, but since you decided to return I decided to bump this thread. Are you just not interested in your own thread anymore? I wonder why? Is it just not going the way you were hoping it would? OOhhhhh... you poor thing... Just dry your tears...

Entertaining if nothing else. Babies aren't cute. Women think babies are cute, Men think babies smell bad and whine too damn much... The whole idea behind monogamy is against the laws of nature, but it does allow for humans to bond in a way that 95% of the animal kingdom never will... As...

What, no Reply? No Retort? No witty comeback? No more crazy claims? Did you finally just give up? Tired of getting called out? Are you not even going to challenge what my Net Worth is? Or ask anyone who saw the attachment (before I removed it) how much it was? Are you still in that corner of...

MODS, I just noticed that this thread had been moved to Chit-Chat from Trading. I know that the last few posts were unrelated to trading, but probably 25 of the 28 pages were really great "Trading" quotes that deserve to be in the main Trading forum. Nothing wrong with Chit-Chat, but this...

So you've increased your average daily traded stocks by 100% and your daily trade volume by what, 500% in the last few days? Do you even understand why most daytraders (as in 99.9%) won't touch any stocks with daily volume below 25,000? I highly doubt it. Your trading profits (at $200,000 per...

Again, it is apparent that the BS is flowing. Busy earning season? The summer markets, during a bearish chop-a-long, is the busy earnings season? StFu. You've made an average of $200,000 per year trading, and you've never branched out to three or four trades until now, and you trade with only...

I will speak on the behalf of the other 5% here on ET, I am soooooooo happy for you. I'm glad you have found the Holy Grail, but might I suggest that you do the best thing for yourself here and NOT tell everyone on ET what two stocks you've been trading, that apparently have no drawdowns, are...

Phishing? Catch anything yet?

Rope! Damn, I knew I had forgot something... Rifle? check. Vicodin? check. Rope? Does shoelaces count? Hell, I'm wearing sandals anyway...

So are you guys saying that large swings in upward and downward movements are improbable? Or is it just downward movement? I'm not being a PermaBear here, I'm just saying that I think the overall trend is still likely to pick up and bounce back in October, but there has been a lot of...

Really? Gee, I hadn't ever thought about it like that... This is the S&P with a DowJones overlay. It's a monthly chart from January 01, 1994 through July 01, 2006. What do you think the probability was in January 2001 that the market would have bounced higher and not dropped its ass?