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Because baby boomer couples have been having sex with your wife while they use Dr. Oz to feed you all kinds of herbal "remedies" to chemically emasculate you? Shit, if that is what is really going on, I wouldn't want to come back either.

Tell us about the part when the aliens abducted you and probed you anally. Don't those aliens control everything and everyone. And, aren't the Teletubbies Nazi hybrid greys (aliens) in disguise? http://www.lonegunmen.us/2011/09/teletubbies-nazi-hybrid-greys-in.html

Eh, over the last 10 years, 9/11 has been a national obsession, but we still couldn't rebuild the office towers in that time. Meanwhile, Singapore and Shanghai routinely put up comparable towers in 2 to 3 years time. We spent billions of dollars and thousands of American lives to invade Iraq...

They gots 24-hour free Internets p0rn for every taste and freaky fetish... it's not like they got to go out and date, get married, buy a house, have kids. So, why take the assistant manager job at Abercrombie at the mall... it's not like they want to meet chicks. Just stay home in mom and dad's...

I like the cut of your jib. As Jim Morrison said: "I wanna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames." <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YSlXjrxqDOE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

You have a point... I suppose post-WW2 Germans and Italians couldn't blame the previous generation for having to rebuild their whole country while suffering food shortages. My point exactly... Baby Boomers are the immediate gratification generation. The only problem now is that they are...

Gov't got involved, guaranteed loans, and actively promoted debt-based housing finance. Therefore, they drove the price of houses up. Same thing that happened to college tuition. Too much loan money floating around, too many kids and families buying "education" on credit. Colleges and...

Eh, I contend that this all started when Peter Stuyvesant ceded New Amsterdam to the English in 1664 who renamed the colony, "New York." Stuyvesant should have at least put up a fight. But, that's neither here nor there. Others blame the Kennedys and the Immigration and Nationality Act of...

Yeah, that, plus you gave us Crockett and Tubbs: And I have the nerve to complain? I am some ungrateful bastard!

We have the fundamental problem of democracy: tyranny of the majority. The Baby Boomers have such a huge voting block that all the politicians are busy bending over backwards doing their bidding. That's why a Ron Paul doesn't have a chance. Ron Paul is proposing austerity. And, the Baby Boom...

Some served. Most got high. Then, they turned into the "Me" generation and brought us leisure suits, latchkey kids, swinging, AIDS, cocaine, Three's Company, 80's excess, power ties, the tech and housing bubbles, and now massive, massive, massive public debt as they are retiring, and they want...

I know that these guys are hiring people out of college: http://www.analyticpartners.com/ Only problem is you need to know some mathematics and statistics. So, yeah, if you borrowed $100k to get a degree in psychology or English literature because math is too difficult, then you will...

You should have OCP send in ED209 http://youtu.be/DCt9Vszkq38

Plus, you gotta deal with pirates... not the Johnny Depp with eye liner and a stylish hat kind of pirates... think more like the desperate, hungry, AK-47 carrying Somali type pirates.

Oh, yeah, and I would love, love, love to use my last gold to move to Hawaii, but I know, sure as hell, that the Native Hawaiians are going to kill all the White people the first chance they get. If they don't kill you with a rock to the head, they will poison your ass, rest assured. You...

First of all, Singapore is going to be over-run by Indonesians and Malaysians... What do think? Jim Rogers and his Mandarin-speaking daughters are going to prevent the hoards of hatchet-wielding Indonesians from pouring in? The question isn't where you're going to go... the question is what...

Speaking of chefs... Every jabroni thinks he's gonna start up the next Olive Garden, but most of 'em end up begging a cranky, foul-mouthed Englishman for help to stay in operation: <object width="425" height="349"><param name="movie"...

Better to store water purification kits and devices... there's always going to be filthy water; you want the tools to be able to convert it to potable water.

Yeah, but I would be a lot less entertained: <object width="425" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TEP-j-IqqQg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed...

Nah, real estate comes with real estate taxes and school taxes and a dozen other fees and taxes tacked on by municipalities. Not to mention, you need to maintain real estate (heating, maintenance, mowing the lawn. In a inflationary environment, your taxes just increase (typically at a higher...