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I don't have that much money. In fact, all the money I do make I end up giving away to Charity. It's a funny name for a stripper but she works hard for it.

Trayvon is a visitor and unknown in the community. So obviously his parents told Trayvon that there have been break ins in the community by young black males. His parents also told trayvon that george is a neighborhood watchman. so bolo. trayvon, being the dumass he is says "fuck dat shit', I...

to make sure my rabbit gets cared for properly. Soap, water and fresh batteries..oh wait..you talking about the wifes rabbit...:D

A fugitive Snowden was allowed to leave Hong Kong and fly freely to Russia. -------------------- You heard what Obama said, "I'm not going to scramble jets for a 29 yo hacker" Oh well.. , obama called me a "flat earther".

Bob gets both kids classified as "emotionally disabled" and collect checks @ $500 per kid. Then Bob files for SSD. Then Bob sells part of his farm to devlopers and takes cash, gives to wife, sends her uptown for boob enhancement and learn to make a better sandwich. The all live happily ever...

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First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed...

Hmnnnn... this is interesting. What i see next: Fema requesting disaster plans for pets if you live in a flood zone. Uhmnnnn.. I got it...:D In the event of disaster. Feed hamster and gold fish to cat, feed cat to dog..hand dog on leash to Asian neighbor.

I see you spotted one of my mom's ads.

"Everyone I know has a big but' --- P.W. Herman <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/VuYgmyorZrc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I SAID..DA...MY WIFES ASS IS SO FAT IT LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BEEN SHOPLIFTING PILLOWS....

Breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck. Breaking a condom is 18.

So, if one was to design a system to create a career criminal, what do you suppose it would look like? Me personally, I think a good start is to offer zero opportunities to teens. Strong child labor laws (currently about the only thing a 15 yo can do is operate a water faucet) increase min...

Did ya see the soon to be new law in new york? Georges nor anyone else will be able to tell the dispatcher age or race. When you call the cops and tell them someone stole my I phone, the cops will ask you what they were wearing, legally that is the only question they can asked without being...

While Jim Apple and Gordon Morgan were struggling in Europe, .....Ben Dover couldn't understand why he was being offered sex each time he introduced himself at the gay nightclub.

I have excellent health insurance and sciprt coverage. It's offered to sole prop at a very good price. I've had this policy for over ten years. I got letter today that this policy is kaput as of dec 31. Not offered anymore because of obama care. They said there will be a follow up letter with...

If I had to summarise my experience at this year's annual Tourettes, Stutterers and Amnesiacs conference I would say shit piss fuck screw and cu... cu.... cunt, remember a better one ever.

My son came up to me today and said, "I know you'll find this hard to take, but I'm gay. Does it bother you?" I said, "Not as much as it'll bother your mother." He said, "Do you think she'll be upset?" I said, "Upset! She'll be fucking devastated, she owes me 500 dollars now."

an unnamed "prominent black conservative" had commented on "my 'very practical and potentially life-saving campaign urging black and Hispanic parents not to let their children go around wearing hoodies.'" Oh..the hoodie is the red flag in front of the bull. Oh yea, regarding the paranoid...