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We should've nuked that whole region Sept 12th. That would've sent a message to the world that if you fuck with America don't bother waking up tomorrow morning.

If a man is alone in the forest and speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? :D

-head bowed, hand over heart, eyes closed- God bless this great nation and the people who have helped make it great and those who help keep it that way.

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his rampant infidelity... suddenly the woman reached over and sliced off the man's penis... angrily the woman tossed the penis out the window of the car....... Driving behind the car was a pickup truck with a middle-aged man and his...

1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people--whether they are employed or not. 2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. 3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the...

Here are some tech log entries by pilots and the subsequent smart arse replies from their maintenance crews. (P) = Pilot's entry (E) = Engineer's entry (P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. (E) Almost replaced left inside main tire. (P) Test flight OK, except autoland...

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!" The teacher...

"Oh my!"

I heard the ECNs will start trading 10 minutes before the scheduled bell. The NYSEwon't open until all the dedications are over, even if it means a later then 11:00 opening.

I like Aphie's posts. They're a refreshing change from the usual "you're an asshole" "no I'm not" shit that many of these threads degenerate into after a while. A lot of great posts, especially the moving averages thread. Keep up the good work, Aphie. And if you don;t like reading his posts...

LOL !! Holy shit, if I only had that warning when I first started trading I'd be 8 1/2 grand wealthier today.

I've been shorting sub-5.00 stocks on IB for almost a year. Goto their 'stocks available to short list' and see for yourself.

Aphie - instead of scanning it back in, fax it directly from Wal*Mart to your faxmodem card. Saves time :D

And I also love the "your employer pays half of your socialist security" shit. YOU do, American worker! As an employer you better damn well believe, Mr. 9-to-5'er, that the 7.65% FICA, unemployment insurance, SDI and whatever else I have to pay or so-called match comes off your end in terms...

What galls me is when some family from Guatemala comes up here and gets a million dollars worth of free surgery to separate siamese twins while my daughter's birth cost me close to 5 grand WITH PPO insurance yet. I couldn't get a free roll of toilet paper from the hospital and yet any welfare...

And here's my trading journal for today: Why didn't I buy EBAY at 11:00 ?????????

Any word from Nasdaq if there will be a premarket session 90 minutes before the open? I would imagine not since they don;t know when the NYSE will open.

ET - I'm looking forward to your posts. I was also interested in your last threads - keep it coming. Some of us don't know everything and am looking to learn new ideas.

Anyone have any success with the TRIX - a triple-smoothed exp. moving average? Here's a link to a decent explanation of it: http://www.equis.com/Education/TAAZ/?page=114

Now how can anyone argue with a statement from a man with a name like that :D