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THE 2004 RADIO AND TELEVISION CORRESPONDENTS' DINNER: FULL TEXT OF PRESIDENT BUSH'S UPROARIOUSLY HYSTERICAL STAND-UP COMEDY ROUTINE: http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/032404.asp

I once read in a credible german newspaper that when "President" Bush came for his first visit in Europe to meet the European Commission, he talked to the italian catholic president of the commission, Romano Prodi. He told him privately that back in the days when he was a heavy alcoholic, Jesus...

(Source: http://pup.princeton.edu/chapters/i7517.html) 1.2.3 Example 3: "Beauty Contests" and Iterated Dominance In Keynes's famous book General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money, he draws an analogy between the stock market and a newspaper contest in which people guess what faces...

NASA officials confirmed that probes taken from the white house seem to indicate that there was intelligent life in the recent past

Nope: it's the same effect whenever I drink it without honey

Well, ginger tea basically has nothing in common with other teas, especially with regards to its taste. I can only bear it with lots of honey. But its worth it: it's effect on me at least is unlike caffeine - ginger tea powers me up full throttle. Unlike caffeine, it revitalizes the entire body...

That are quite a few very good points Gringinho pointed out to: only use supplements such as as caffeine for a limited time - staying in shape mentally and physically are far more important in the long run, especially with regards to trading. BTW, I prefer Guaraná for nightlife...

Try eating plenty of fruits during the day, best energy nature has provided for us! And if you're sometimes too exhausted, I can recommend ginger tea (tastes awful, but has tremendous effects on the metabolism) or brazilian guarana powder. Guarana is a (legal) herb from the Amazon jungle...

Official WhiteHouse.org press release: http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/032204.asp

Rumor spreads that the conference was canceled because the major announcement was that there is oil on Mars. As a consequence, Donald Rumsfeld will host the new press conference where he will declare Mars member of the axis of evil.

Brilliant observation: i didn't realize until now that Bush makes the biggest mistake known in trading...

Thanks for the reminder - and I'm serious! I can't believe there was a time I used 'information' from boards like these as a foundation for trading related 'decisions' :p

Here's my view of it: Program trading will indeed get stronger in the future, competing in their strategies (e.g. index arbitrage, convertible arbitrage, fixed income arbitrage...) will get harder for humans in the shorter time frames, since these routines simply can be better accomplished by...

CNNBCBS exclusive coverage of the President's dogs Spot and Barney playing in the oval office: http://www.whitehouse.org/kids/media/spotbarney.wmv

This text really is some weirdo science, about as crazy as it gets: it deals with everything existing, and explains some state-of-the-art mathematics in relatively understandable terms. If you're into the Matrix, this is a must read: Journey to the 10th dimension...

An actual ad in the London Times. WANTED A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal- king without getting too serious. But please only read lines 1,3 and 5.

Oh my God, if only half of all this is true, then the US should definitely invade the United States of America, because their regime is a gang of evildoers with a shizophreniac leading the herd. They are robbing the money from the poor populace, and stockpiling huge amounts of WMDs. Oh, and they...

http://www.campaignwatch.org/more1.htm Jesus Christ, I can't believe the dumbest of those Texan retards is in charge of the world's biggest arsenal of WMDs as well as the world's biggest economy. I'm sure in a few years, the doctors will find an explanation/justification for W's behavior...

MARTHA ATTEMPTS TO FLEE U.S. INSIDE GIANT CAKE Escape Attempt Foiled as Dessert Is Heard Berating Employee Just hours after being convicted of all charges related to the sale of her ImClone stock, domestic diva Martha Stewart attempted to flee the country baked inside an enormous pineapple...