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It's just an asymmetric +1/-3/+2 fly (I think Cottle calls it a "Buttafucco") at the 15/25/30 strikes.

Unfortunately, I don't. But I know Riskarb has some. However, they might be a bit too graphic in the event you're at all squeemish. I won't go into details here, but suffice it to say that Virtuoso is one wild b*tch.

Tried to buy the same number of 15/20/25 flys for .30 to complete a condor. Got filled on half, leaving me with the equivalent of a 5/-15/10 fly at the 15/25/30 strikes. Risk:reward is 1:9 at max profit with profit range between 15 and change and 29 and change. Thus, I'm hoping Arb's proven...

Bought some 20/25/30 call flys for 25 cents. My money's on Arb!

So I guess you now know what it feels like to be f*cked by one. Or is that something you knew already?

So true. The two didn't belong in the same world, let alone the same sentence. Perhaps ART should sue the schools he attended. Actually, perhaps the rest of us could start a class action against them for the emotional distress ART's caused us with his rantings, a proximate cause of which was...

Nah, she's just playing hard to get. But until she relents, why not turn your attention to the other resident ET babe, Virtuoso? And don't believe her feints about being a guy. She ain't. Faaaaar from it. She's super hot. In fact, she's so fine, she makes our drama queen from the Southwest look...

Hey, TO, word of advice. Stick to stalking and leave this kind of crap to those more qualified, such as the eminently confused Candyman and ART, his partner in delusion. K, buddy?

Gee, ART, I used to think you were an amiable dunce. Now I see that you're just plain sad. Imagine having to live in the bizarro world that you've constructed. I shudder at the thought. Honestly, you have my utmost sympathies.

Add one more to the count. I've experienced the same problem on my desktop, which runs Win2k, since yesterday afternoon. Also, the Esignal data manager won't start on it now either. Any info/help for us non-techies would be greatly appreciated. This really sucks.

LOL. On that note, I'm off to bed. Happy trading tomorrow (or is it today?) all you left-wing America-hating whackjobs. And you too, Mav, Pabst and the handful of other freedom-loving brave souls among the ET legions of lunacy. Night all.

You sick evil bastard. Now go get Mackenzie, the Frankenstein of the canine world.

You're the hottest lesbo I know.

That's maybe the weakest excuse I've ever heard. On second thought, where can I get that browser?

Hey Joey, what's say we start a bring back Vulture thread? This place fell off a cliff once he got scarce.

You're thanking yourself? That's weird.

Didn't you say you were 20? Ewwww.

I'm still holding 80 strike May flys. My break-even is about 71. Vol never came in enough after earnings to entice me to sell them. I'm now obviously hoping the thing stabilizes over the next 1-2 weeks, but I'm not sure it has a bottom.

Do you have any idea how offensive this latest idiocy of yours is to those of us who lived in NYC during 9/11, had friends who died in 9/11, and who have kids that go to school everyday in Manhattan knowing the City remains under the exact kind of threat you so flippantly describe? Are you...

Clever. Now here's another one for you. Just take the words "the complete antithesis of" out of the following and repost: msfe, your contributions to the board are the complete antithesis of witty, intelligent, insightful and eagerly received. You're welcome, genius.