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lol who buys only 55 shares of Corning?

ALERT! Excuse me. This is Salty's GME alarm. GME just hit 285 after hours. ALERT!

For one, I pray the guy actually fell into real money as it's more meat for the grinder. The dude is too dumb to avoid blowing up.

Blind without a cane, Boy? @Snarkhund blocked me after I called him out on his "worked at Citadel" fantasy. How convenient. Dude couldn't find Citadel with a map.

Get with the program. Endless Noxzema. He buys in bulk.

I didn't edit anything, loser. That's why you got your ass slapped. Someone deleted your shit in this thread.

lol WITH WHAT? Your NFT baseball cards?

Your acute retrograde amnesia complicated by stupidity.

You dolts. Read the white paper. How To Calculated The IRR Of Options Positions Using Options Straddles Strangles Things: https://www.elitetrader.com/et/threads/whats-the-least-risky-options-writing-strategy.356446/page-2#post-5333493 "So, an out of the money call has a strike price that...

So tru: https://www.elitetrader.com/et/threads/whats-the-least-risky-options-writing-strategy.356446/page-2#post-5333493 "The deeper in the money, the more protection. An example..."

Yeah, we're still awaiting proof that your other odd lots are performing as you state.

No way. I stand corrected.

I don't have access to my odd lot IRR mainframe. I'll run the MC-script when I have some down time.

Bro, do you need us to call someone?

F*cking lolz as your GME is hitting 270.

You posted a pic of your screen nearly 45 minutes later, at which point the server issue was likely already resolved, so you've proved nothing. Are you sure that whining to the mods is a good look for you?

Fool, I posted 30 minutes after the OP, Ostensibly is was an IBKR server issue that was resolved before you posted 45 minutes (after my opchain pic). Shouldn't you stick to your knitting? Why aren't you reading Mein Kampf?

Dude says AMZN options aren't quoting and he clears IB. What else is to be derived from the information the OP offered? Do you have any Black-Jew friends? If not, why?

How would I know whether it's true or not other than to assume the OP is correct? We know that you were banned for using racist and anti-semitic language on this forum. Am I wrong?