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Special Travel Package for Businessmen An Airline introduced a special package for Businessmen. Buy your ticket, get your wife's ticket free! After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking how the trip was.72% of them gave the same reply..."What trip?" New SIM to Surprise...

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GREAT NEWS! I just figured it out: I am a Seenager (senior teenager). I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 50 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance (Social Security and a pension ). I have my own house. I don't have a curfew. I have a...

I got 54 too, which is 11 years below my age. ;)

THE PERFECT DAY – January 20, 2017 1. President Marco Rubio and Vice President Carly Fiorina are sworn into office. 2. In a rare event on inauguration day, Congress convenes for an emergency meeting to repeal the illegal and unconstitutional Socialist healthcare farce known as...

Thoughts For Today The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient. My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me. My 60 year...

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HARD TIMES AHEAD. This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that, if we continue meddling in Syria, Iran, Pakistan and other potential hot spots in the Middle East, they intend to cut off America's supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers. If this action does not yield...

AN OLDIE, BUT GOODIE.... 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES? 4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE...

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Another Golden Oldie http://www.bloomberg.com/ss/05/11/egreetings/image/01.swf :):):)

Happy Turkey Day! :);):D

Les Frogs And Die Krauts François Hollande and Angela Merkel were at the European Parliament when Nigel Farage spoke. The look on their faces is something to behold... https://www.youtube.com/embed/R5lXYw1l8l0?rel=0&autoplay=1 :);):(

Be Nice To Police Horses ... especially just after you get a ticket... :):):)

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A Golden Oldie :):(:D

At The Doctor's After Joe's elaborate prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came in. As she shut the door, she spoke the 3 words that no man wants to hear: ... "Who was that?" :);):D