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I wouldn't like you to think that I was having a little fun at President whats-his-name's expense but Reports from the White House today state that George Dubiyah is to have a colonoscopy ( that's a look up his back passage ) this weekend. Goodness knows what they might find up there ? His...

One day George Bush's body parts get into a little argument. The right hand smacks the left hand and says, I'm the boss. The left smacks it back and says I don't think so. The brain kicks in and says stop it. I am the main part. Get real you two. The legs say shut it up there. Without...

ALONE !

2 sailors go ashore for some fun. Sure enough they have a load of drinks and end up at the whore-house ! First sailor who is rich gets THE most expensive whore there. Second sailor has dropped his wallet somewhere and has to admit he only has 10 cents in his pocket. The madam shouts up the...

Lets face it guys - just about everything in the US is over-inflated and a lot of it is negative - debt - biggest on the planet trade deficit - biggest on the planet national ego - biggest on the planet the most obese nation on the planet chucks out the most waste and toxic materials on...

The Allies won World War 11 mainly through the overwhelming industrial power of the Allies especially the U.S. The tanks, aircraft submarines etc of the allies although inferior mostly in quality was more than made up for, in quantity. This fact has not been overlooked by other nations. The...

Management in the West have been over-paying themselves for decades. Then they expect the workers to try and exist on the minimum wage. The minimum wage is such a miserable small amount many workers need at least 2 jobs just to exist. Now that there is a bit of stiff competition from some...

Oh OK sorry thought someone might have lost their sense of humour !

Hopefully the moderators of this website will resurect the best thread on the site !! Perhaps George's lot thought he was taking too much of a beating ?

Let me put it to you doodle as simply as I can so that you can understand. 1. The US has nuclear weapons BUT cant use them in the Iraq/Afghanistan situation for moral/political reasons. So they are out. 2. That just leaves conventional weapons. The war was won with aircraft and cruise missiles...

I call this the downtown test. Glad to see you are not in denial of the above sad fact - noodle. Any country that fails the downtown test should seriously think of changing its foreign policy and probably the dud administration that formulated it. Thank god the democrats have found a little...

Just a word of caution to our great allies across the Atlantic DO NOT PULL OUT THE BUNG IN YOUR LOWER ORIFACE or you might launch yourselves into orbit under your own power ( jet propulsion )

You have all the subtlety of a bull elephant on heat doodoo. Noooooooook ‘em he yells. As if that threat makes a great power !They only have ( as yet ) small arms and rocks. Not even your leader is quite so daft in over-reaction. Give up smoking that stuff or snorting whatever you are on...

How about this for a reasonable test dooodooo ? You hop on a flight and walk about alone in downtown Baghdad in a Stars and Stripes t-shirt waving the flag. I guess you would be lucky to last 5 minutes before being torn limb from limb ( once they got over the surprise ) Think you are Mr...

Thanks for your views dooodoo - try not to blame the messenger. I dont support extremism or violence and watch with increasing horror as it all escalates and gets nearer. the turbulence increasingly out of control. Twats like you fuelling it from a safe distance. I listened to an interesting...

I guess Zzzzzzzz and Sam don’t get out into the big wide world very much. Probably overweight and middle-aged. Largely thanks to Hollywood’s Rambo etc films and poor Presidential leadership its getting to the stage where every other teenager in the 3rd world wants his/her own Kalashnikov...

Joe Stalin used to regularly give his supporters in towns and cities a target figure of people say 10%, of the population to round up and exterminate as enemies of the State. They were mostly innocent and the ruling clique just wanted their houses etc.. In Iraq the situation is so bad the...

Yep that's Capitalism I guess at its worst. One big sell out. Consume or sell-out on everything in reach. I wonder about the merits of Democracy too. Has that much vaunted system put the 2 best candidates in charge of our countries ? I fear not. Are we safe in our beds with them on watch ? Be...

The trouble is our Poodle cant say no to the USA and so we are in the S**T too. Thanks noble allies !! Q. What had massive strength, a pea sized brain and went extinct ? A. I expect you guessed it. Seriously though after 600.000 deaths, 1200 billion $ the situation should be better in the...

Lets face the facts - the US may think of itself as a super-power but when it comes down to actually get their hands dirty and bloody at ground level fighting they are hopeless. They didn't learn anything from the Vietnam defeat, Lebanon pullout, Somalia and Iran disasters and now Iraq. All...