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    This is why polkas died out. Wow. What agency does she work for, btw?
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    For my Christians Friends

    You have to help me with this one. I missed it.
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    Ben Stein the Populist. This is what's coming

    precisely, my god man. Which is why she got the haircut. I spoke to Barney Frank about this stuff a long long time ago. He treated me like some schmuck, and I was nice, but I would have loved to have gotten himi in a boxing ring. These guys are assholes. But Wall St. gave them the green...
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    Yup! We still like to look. Can't remember why though. And I wear dress socks to bed. I don't know why I do that either.
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    Ben Stein the Populist. This is what's coming

    Yes, yes. I do believe, my good man, it was best said by Marie Antoinnette, a few weeks before she Nutrisystemed her way to a 30# weight loss via the Guillotine, when she looked out over the masses and said, "Let them eat cake (bread)."
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    Eliot Spitzer

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/03232008/news/regionalnews/eliot_tipster_a_gop_swinger_103165.htm His life is a living hell. "Oh, and YOU LEFT YOUR SOCKS ON!!!!!! YOU LEFT YOUR FUCKING SOCKS ON!!!!!!" There will be nothing he can ever do right again. doomed. He'll have to move out...
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    Bullshit. You used to beat your dick like it owed you money. That's how you took the edge off. Tell the truth. Be cool, fool.
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    Ben Stein the Populist. This is what's coming

    The Cramer Uptick threads are getting convoluted. While no fan of Stein, he was an Eturd shill in 2000, and in my mind, warped as it is, killed people and made my job as a broker at the time ridiculously hard, I point out his populist message, noting it's only the beginning.' (cool sentence...
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    Yeah, I know. It's been driving me nuts too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geBfyxqVGB8&feature=related
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    Hey, look what I got on EBAY!!!! It's the chandeler from the Emperers' Club!!!! <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1849178/>
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    How come the High Holidays of Christianity are represented by cartoon characters. Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny?????? You would n't see the Muslims adopt a duck w/a sailor hat for Ramadan, or the Jews license the Philly Phanatic for Passover.
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    <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1847992/>
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    My alma mater........... <img src="http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1847902 "/>
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    Hillary is Toast

    It's going to be interesting. The Clintons will risk riots in the Street to win. We all know it. But Wright doomed the Dems in the general election. White folks will mobilize like never before. The only two white guys who'll vote for him are Mathews and Olberman. I think it'll be great...
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    Where can i get my taxes done cheap?

    Taxact.com is free, and has gainskeeper. For a few bucks, like ten, you get more, etc. It 's the same stuff you'd have to put together for an accountant. I didn't use it for me, btw. I did somebody elses who was paying 350 bucks. I was done in an hour.
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    The SEC Should Shut Down All The Major Brokerages

    Sorry. he's right. Wait till you read the book. Wait till you see the movie. We've been busting our ass for how many years, but everybody was fat, happy and disinterested. I know guys who risked their lives to out what's coming. You'll be reading about it soon. Hopefully, your ass...
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    Cramer on downtick rule

    We've been trying to get settlement of securities, as mandated by law, for over five years. They still won't do it, while admitting it's a problem. Yet, out of the blue, they blow off a 70 year old rule. Ask yourself who was behind it, and why. Who brought it up? How come? If it...
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    Bear Stearns

    Two bucks. You can't fuck w/the Govt. Been trying for years.
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    Bear Stearns

    You see!!! http://bigpicture.typepad.com/ Barry says the same thing, he's just long winded. I think, if were to translate his piece into my venacular, it would be something like: "they were assholes". Wieder Holen Sie they were assholes.
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    Hate to be the grim reaper but are looking at a possible depression

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=NkzovI-OSsQ Cyanide will be the new recreational drug this time around.
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