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Joining The Lord's Army Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, 'You need to join the Army of the Lord!' Jack...

Non-Seeing Eye Dog A blind man was seen waiting at a street corner with his guide dog. After a short wait the dog started leading the blind man across the street against the red light. First a car comes screeching to a halt inches away from him, but still the dog leads on, then a bicyclist...

HIS And HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window and asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right...

Bought Two New Cars Today :) :) :)

What Goes Through Your Mind When Someone Says 'Let's Go For A Drink?' :) :) :)

Excellent thread, thank you guys for doing this! Does anyone know if there's software out there that would allow me to trade pairs with IB or TS? I'm mainly interested in placing limit or stop orders based on the combined price of the pair. TIA.

Same here, except for the karate chops... I was pretty much running all the time :)

Smart New Sport http://s188.photobucket.com/albums/z189/baconsandwich21/?action=view&current=NewrideinTexas.flv :) :) :)

Jim Cramer vs Jon Stewart http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49-hIC0rb7M&eurl=http://leavittbrothers.com/stocks-options-futures-trading-videos/2009/03/jim-cramer-vs-john-stewart.cfm...

Titanic Alternate Ending http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1902558 :) :) :)

Hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmQM9cDPHk :) :) :)

Old But Funny Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the...

Good Question Why do you think the most difficult job in the US Military is being a Navy Pilot? Is it because it is really hard to make boats fly, or because it is REALLY hard to fly planes underwater? :) :) :)

The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1... #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." # 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth...

An Old Classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7sGyvOiVUo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9JYq-mXprw&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=561sjbQTuiY&NR=1 :) :) :)

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Cowboy Smarts Two cowboys could never tell their horses apart. So the first cowboy said, "I've got it!" The second cowboy said "What?" "I'll shave the main on my horse." Let's do it!” So the cowboy shaves the main on his horse. But after a while the main grew back. The cowboys are having a...

Seven Funny Videclips http://www.medialunchbox.com/Funny-Videos/4.Fun-Stuff/2184.Video-Conference-Gone-Wrong.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwM6uQYwhHk&eurl=http://www.funnyyoutubevideo.com/fun1.html...

Brother, Can You Spare A Million? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDC0qcf0kzE :) :) :)

Take a look at this one - click on "Italian" http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-gb&search=Italian :) :) :)