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Julie Andrews To commemorate her 69th birthday , the famous actress/vocalist made a special appearance at Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from the legendary movie 'Sound Of Music'. Here are...

Lebanese Food Delicacies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FaNzrtu0KM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIybz6axr1Q&feature=channel :) :) :)

More Of Johnny http://www.metacafe.com/watch/49953/best_of_johnny_carson/ http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-IOKCqBZ79A8/best_of_johnny_carson/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdtfCm9gE0&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAuzp-51dPw&feature=related...

Another Great Classic Answering the phone, the priest was surprised to hear the caller introduce herself as an IRS auditor. “But we do not pay taxes,” the priest said. “It isn’t you, Father, it’s one of your parishioner, Sean McCullough. He indicates on his tax return that he...

Worse Than Locking Keys In Car http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/86638/detail/ :) :) :)

Another Stab At Married Life The judge frowned at the tired robber and said, “then you admit breaking into the same store on seven successive nights?” ”Yes, your honor.” “And why was that?” “Because my wife wanted a new dress.” The judge checked again with his records...

Husband And Wife On the ferry: She: My love, If I fell in the sea, would you try to save me? He: If I say yes, will you do it? That last quarrel, it was his fault: She: What's on TV? He: Dust. That one too: She: I want to go somewhere tonight... somewhere I haven't been in a...

How's This For Skill On The Bike http://www.vimeo.com/4207784 :) :) :)

This Time, She Was Right! Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.” Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.” Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.” Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s...

Spokane's Duck Man - Very Cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SGlYiU8bZM&feature=email :) :) :)

New Stress Test I am not exactly sure how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary's Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely...

What IB calls portfolio margin is the ability to have additional margin, up to 6x. With amounts less than $100,000 you can have regular RegT margin of 2x overnight or 4x intraday. In addition, IB's UI is well suited to pair trading, although you can't place a limit order for pairs (yet). Last...

Which reminds me one of the funniest short jokes of my favorite comedian, Victor Borge: "You see this watch?" (points to his watch) "I got it from my beloved uncle Jack... he had it for 50 years... he gave it to me on his deathbed... 20 bucks!!" :) :) :)

Bravo! Of course, now, I hope you are hungry, because, to get around the whole thing, 2 pies Are in order!! (a la Perimeter = 2pR...) :) :) :)

Burma Shave Signs For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's, 40's and '50's or later. Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers'...

A Real Classic: BBC Spaghetti Tree Documentary http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_7180000/newsid_7185500/7185593.stm?bw=nb&mp=wm&news=1&bbcws=1 "1957: BBC fools the nation The BBC has received a mixed reaction to a spoof documentary broadcast this evening about spaghetti crops in...

You are a good man, nutmeg - there are those who would have tried to return the bad jelly to the store! :)

I was at McDonalds the other day for a McCafe and saw that guy who was easily 300 lbs. He ordered 3 double cheeseburgers and a large coke. As the clerk was taking his order, the man said "what the heck, give me 3 large french fries too!" Next day I took my son to the movies to see Star Trek...

I had a deep feeling that you just needed to know this... AT 5 MINUTES AND 6 SECONDS AFTER 4 A.M., ON THE 8TH OF JULY, THIS YEAR, THE TIME AND DATE WILL BE: 04:05:06 07-08-09 WHICH WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN UNTIL THE YEAR 3009!!! :) :) :)

Verdi - Sweet Traviata http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDhHxIz83Ic&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch%2Eyahoo%2Ecom%2Fsearch%3Fei%3Dutf%2D8%26fr%3Dslv8%2Dppal%26p%3Dverdi%2520video%2520dessert%26type%3D&feature=player_embedded :) :) :)