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So what have we learned in 2,064 years? "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People...

The Pork Flu? :) :) :)

A Great Oldie The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for...

The Cuckoo Clock The other night I was invited out for a night with the guys. I told my wife that I would be home by midnight... "promise!" Well, the hours passed quickly and the beer was going down way too easy. At 3am, drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the...

Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent. He asks Harvey, "Vat sims to be ze problem?" Harvey says, "I'm not sure...

My Funny Cousins http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LmAcfO9lyg :) :) :)

Twenty Random Thoughts 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was...

COMPUTER TERMS - RURAL TEXAS TRANSLATION: LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truck. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin...

An Old Farmer's Advice: * Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * * Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.* * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.* * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.* * Words that soak into your ears are...

Up Time America <object style="height: 344px; width: 425px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jXeCAeACmJE"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jXeCAeACmJE"...

Moray You mean, THAT moray? http://www.stmuc.com/moray/ What Is Moray? Moray is an interactive wire-frame modeller that allows you to model a world for POV-Ray interactively, allowing you to see the setup of your scene as you build it. No editing of POV-Ray script files (unless...

When Will This Get Zapped? <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tCAffMSWSzY&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess"...

Reality Show: The Obama Presidency http://www.theonion.com/content/video/white_house_reveals_obama_is http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obamas_home_teleprompter http://www.theonion.com/content/video/gaffe_prone_biden_embarrasses :) :) :)

You Can't Be Too Careful In case we run out of masks during the N1H1 flu season, here is a homemade mask you can make yourself. It is even compatible with the wearing of glasses... One thing though, MAKE SURE YOUR MASK IS CLEAN! Btw, no, that's not me :D :) :) :)

DEFEAT OBAMACARE IN DETAIL By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN - November 13, 2009 Harry Reid can pass a bill in the Senate that has no public option or an easy opt-out, shallow subsidies for the uninsured, a low total cost, weak penalties for not having insurance, no coverage for abortion and...

I thought you were going to say Dun That belongs in a different bin :)

"Ah, yes, the corporate world in all its marvellous exquisitiveness! " --- Bin There, Dun That :) :) :)

Corporate Terror Cell Company Security has notified us that there have been 5 suspected terrorists working at our office. Four of the five have been apprehended and appropriately code-named: Bin Sleeping, Bin Loafing, Bin Gossiping, and Bin Surfing have been taken into custody. Security...

Interesting Language Lesson The teacher to her student: "Give me the opposite of: Children in the dark, make mistakes." The student replies: "Mistakes in the dark, make children." :) :) :)

Holy Molly! In order to survive in these harsh economic times, a monastery decided to start a fish-and-chips store. When the store opened, the first client who came in asked one of the attendant: are you the fish fryer? Oh, no, the cleric answers, I'm the chip monk! :) :) :)