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Which Reminds Me... Yo Mama! Yo mama is so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the sofa! Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not...

Judging from what MY cheap thesaurus says, maybe you also feel despondent, dejected, forlorn, sorrowfull and perhaps a tad melancholic too... you grouchy moaner you... :)

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Some Of These Are Already Here, But, Then Again, We've Only Just Begun! Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5." Tiger Woods is so rich that...

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What the Tea Party Movement Means for Conservatives by Sal Russo 12/01/2009 "As I have travelled across the country on the Tea Party Express buses, I have been struck by the similarity to the early days of Ronald Reagan. The explosion of interest by every-day Americans in taking their...

LOL! This is exactly how to make a good impression :)

As they say in the old country, may you get to be 100!!! :)

A Spot of British Humor as reported in the newpaper... Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the...

Comments published in newspapers of 1955, only 54 years ago! 'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $10.00.' 'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $1,000.00 will only...

HARDEST HIT BY OBAMACARE By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN The "health-care reform" bills in Congress would hit 39 states hard with new expenses, by raising Medicaid eligibility above the cur rent income cutoffs. The only states that won't have to raise eligibility because of the Senate...

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Only in America: AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1:43 a..m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me...

MISS THIS GUY YET? 'Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.' -Ronald Reagan 'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'-Ronald Reagan 'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just...

Famous Insults He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Winston Churchill I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure Clarence Darrow He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to...

Gubmint and How Gubmint Works Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, "How does the watchman...

Religious Education Recently, Catholic children in New York were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments. The following statements about the Bible have not been corrected thus the incorrect spelling is their own: 1. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of...

How to Cook a Turkey Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks...

Sudden Fashion Sense A construction worker is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing a very fancy earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a very conservative fellow and is curious about his sudden change in “fashion sense.” So he walks up to him and says...

THE YOUNG TURN AGAINST OBAMACARE By DICK MORRIS & EILEEN MCGANN ... November 24, 2009 Previously, we reported to you that our national polling showed that the under-30 voters were the strongest supporters of the Obama healthcare initiative. While seniors opposed it by almost 2-to-1 and...