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Ha! Obviously a forgery. They didn't have paper in Kenya back in 1935. :)

Guys aren't the only ones with fake legs. One day a guy with a fake eye (made of wood, of course) was at a dance. Finally he works up enough approach a young lady (with a wooden leg of course). "Would you like to dance?" He asks her in a small voice. "Would I?!" she replies. "Oh...

Cash for implants. :D

There's no way. There are countless scams that would be pulled - and on PhDs not undergrad paper. People would be lining up to take the university for a quarter mill a pop. But we've certainly entered the age of irresponsibility. Buy a house and don't bother to read the giant print about...

70k just on tuition? WTF? Did she get three PhDs?

The PhysEd classes should also make students sign a waiver that acknowledges they may still get fat and/or out of shape and/or die young despite taking the class. And all the hard science classes will also need waivers on things from no guarantee of the student never making a mistake to new...

? I logged off to read every response to this post. There wasn't one. Guess everybody knows the path we are on.

Then you start to think, hey let's reverse this and make it "tax for" to discourage bad behavior: Tax for meat Tax for fast food Tax for Trans Fats Tax for fat clothes Tax for television Tax for internet Tax for video games Tax for lounge chairs Tax for cruises Tax for all-inclusive...

When all the libtards were bashing Bush and calling for his impeachment, I'd just say WTF? Do you really want Cheney as POTUS? Same thing here, but much worse. Get rid of The One and we'll have a Biden-In-Chief. It might be funny afterward, but it sure would suck until we could unelect him.

If there were a Biblical-type end of the world prophecy from a financial perspective, it might include a passage like: "And they shall believe that the way to goodness and plenty is through massive taxes, government control of everything, excessive borrowing and the destruction of property...

There isn't one person one this board who expects anything other than nonsense from this loony tune. Put him on ignore like everybody else does.

Sharks produce CO2. I thought you libtards were against CO2 production? What's the problem? And if we really are killing 73,000,000 sharks (1 for every 82 people on the planet), then we need a federal investigation into why shark meat is so damn expensive!

Well, not really 300 million. You have government folks - obviously they do not deserve to be forced into this program. Then you have old folks who don't deserve hardly any care at all since they'll be worm food soon. Then there's meat eaters who contribute to global warming - no sense...

It's "suspended" as of midnight tonight. The same organization that brings us public restrooms, public education and this screwup - and some dolts literally want their lives to depend on them for healthcare. :P WASHINGTON -- The government plans to suspend its popular "cash for clunkers"...

Imagine if there were but one bank in the state called Da Playa's Bank N' Bling Depo (combination financial institution and jewelry store). You walk up to the window that features ads for 2 week payday loans that also include a free pipe (they seem very small and cheap though). You're dropping...

Funny that it takes so long to collapse. We went to Disney in `02 and stayed at a very nice condo for $50 plus change a night. Three bedrooms, for crying out loud - bigger than most of the apartments I've had. And most units were empty, but they were building `em as fast as they could, and...

Fixed it for ya. :D

Wow, that's a great idea! We can solve this crisis right now, just order banks to not ever foreclose. While we're at it, let's pass a law that says credit card companies can't ding your credit for not paying as well! And stores can't make you pay for stuff! This is GREAT! We can have...

Look at that pale face. Plus she called the cops on some black guys who were breaking into a house. Obviously a racist.

Coins (and bills) were bigger back then before inflation made `em smaller. :D :D :D