As which sex? You're new here, yes?
Chicka, you're averaging 6.5 posts per day of stories about your belief in Jewish Space Lasers and inane stories about you hubby.
Does he let you strap one on? Are you ever going to show us your t*ts?
All you're doing is HUPing until you hit $5 gross per position. It's why the dates are all over the place and your Sharpe is less than 0.1. FIFO. The wider the date range the greater the drawdown. An exercise in stupidity. CCP-approved!
Sure. The trade works when a normalized skew figure is seen (skew model/ATM vol-line). The gigi is in the skew model. I heard it in passing on an FX Majors/vol-desk (pre-EU) when I was in my early 20s and have applied it to eq-index and SN vols. The structure itself was found while I was...
God you're a fucking idiot. Yeah, it's called OTC. Go get an ISDA you insufferable tw*t.
Don't short ITM. There are synthetic positions which will keep you from getting assigned.