Let's do some math...
There are 2,083,000 registered voters in Iowa.
Of those 2,083,000, 718,000 are registered Republicans.
Only 102,0000 out of those 718,000 voted on Monday.
Of the 102,000 who cast ballots, only 53,219 voted for the angry yam.
The angry yam got roughly 2.5% of the vote.
2.5%...