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Odd that Patrick hasn't tweeted this story. https://twitter.com/HowleyReporter/with_replies

I hear that Wilbur sucks cocks in Hell. If anyone knows... it's Wilbur. So the story must be true.

1) Snarkhung like a mouse. What a disappointment. 2) He missed microecon in community college. 3) WTF buys McD's coffee? 4) Thread = moot as he gets unlimited coffee while operating the fryer on the breakfast shift.

If GOOGL stays under 2250 x AprEx I'll make 1.2MM in my IRA. FU SEC.

lol dude, where was your call to go short?

There were dead voters... for Trump. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/12/23/technology/Pennsylvania-voter-fraud-bartman.html

This isn't a trading journal, but I went short today. I'll probably get banged up on the bounce. I was waiting to short the stimulus vote but I don't think the market will wait. Likely NDX 12800 by Friday.

This thread exists because the OP doesn't want to pay the fee for a wire? C'mon, fess up. There is like $500 in your account.

And everyone wants hella var in their residential electric rates. Ken Lay must be laughing his ass off from beyond.

Microstructure mostly. The ability to cover combos (strangles) instead of legging verticals. i explained it in another post in this thread.

lol boredom?

I transferred from NU to Chicago for undergrad. I am a terrible teacher. My youngest niece was in from Chicago and wanted help with calc... she was crying after 10 minutes. I worked for an OMM in Chicago for a year -> worked in NY for an ibank on FX Majors and Major vol desk for a year -> took...

So we've established that long 100 shares X short two calls is a short synthetic straddle. It's simply a matter of reducing the transaction to 50 shares X short one call to trade a half-sized synthetic straddle. UCO's synthetic (forward) is trading at shares. I am long 50 shares from 52.03 and...

I stress the trade at neutrality at static and a vol-shift. I can't recall the last time an overwrite flipped D on me. It's happened of course.

No. I've held stocks for years like CREE and AMD and overwritten with calls.

A 40 vol spot is not going to rally 5x over any time soon. "frothy" refers to the vol-figure. Say it's been a 30 vol for many months and is bid for earnings, product launch, etc. I don't like to get flat in vol on a growth prospect. You bought the stock for a reason; otherwise why didn't you...

"Does the carpet match the drapes?" carpet = bush pubes = see above drapes = hair on her head LO = retard

It's not obscure; you fucked it sideways. Stop groveling.

Yeah. A hypothetical growth stock, but most meme stocks have vols in the 00s.

Are you fucking retarded? HTF did you fuck that up? No redheads in Canuckistan? "Does the carpet match the drapes" you fucking fool.