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Dude, you're the only one here that doesn't realize that I am trolling you. https://www.elitetrader.com/et/threads/gme-up-over-100-what-is-going-on-now.356400/page-52#post-5344186

I've got four ETers confirmed for the two weeks. These are my newest GS limited editions; the SBGH255 and the SLGA001. I am looking to grab a Purnell double (spherion) gyrotourbillon... so please donate to my LV gofundme. Don't you want to witness a guy swing millions in vol? Sign up. NOW...

ZN is up. NQ is up. GME bonds hit 107 in Asia tonight. $300 tomorrow.

Long (short) the natural and short (long) the synthetic in one account. It's illegal as a tax dodge (straddling tax years). Say you're long and you want to take gains but it's November and you'd like to defer the taxes to the following year... you sell the synthetic in January vol.

I've had single days over $1MM and you're queefing about $40K. That's my daily var. Clean your workstation.

The 9th gen are gig drivers who stuff Noxzema cans full of amyl nitrate and blow their disability lump sum on GME shorts.

The value of the OI of Mar26 600C is $270K at mid. The high dollar strike (OI*prem) is the Mar26 200C and it's worth $4MM at mid on OI. There is no big money in this shit.

You cold probably use the rest from fruit picking. I hear almond picking is the new hotness.

They will realize their mistake as the exit the plane.

Arbitrary in that it's not indexed to inflation. Tough concept for you?

Well then you should absolutely be a UBI-evangelist. Minimum wage is arbitrary and has no basis in economic reality. UBI is the answer.

Violent crime would go down by half with UBI. I wouldn't benefit in the least... I'll pay more in taxes for 2020 than 99.9% of your net liqs. There is no argument against progressive taxation--the working poor contribute more than they take (working for corps/multinationals). They are going to...

Current policies involve revenue enforcement. Supply side is a comic strip. You used ethics and politics in the same sentence.

The US is (mostly) a service economy; professionals, gig workers and trader wannabees who game one lots and declare cap-gains, in a good year, that don't amount to minimum wage.

I have a neighbor who duck hunts with a Rungu. It's got two front wheels via linkage.

Dumb phuck, I am sure you can find what you need on fisterr. The time-stamp is granular to the minute (within the hour). The posts were vetted on the day they were posted. The minute-granularity only holds during the day in question--my last post being 7 minutes via ET time-stamp.

lol dude, leaving so soon? My options acumen? You're going to hook up with that consanguineous Booby in between electroshock treatments, but yeah, my 22yo hacked into OPRA and posted that trade to time and sales. It's a fact he trades larger and shits bigger than you ever will... and he's 22...

Enough about me... photoshop, eh? Check the time and sales on the above trade my kid took... trades 10x your size at 22yo. He'll be a self-made millionaire by his 24th birthday (after $500K stake paid back to mom and dad).

Sure, I photoshop a mil in gains in less than two mins. lol you clown. Please let me know how you photoshop a pic taken with an iPhone and posted to ET is less than two minutes. Wait, Booby posts XL sheets...

And FWIW, I sold the vol-line over 400% during the first dot shot and covered vol in the 220s. Probably my best return on debit.