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Detroiters get exactly what they want. Place has been going downhill since the late 50s. But voters keep on voting for the same people. Living like that is a fair price to pay for "standing up for the black man" as far as they are concerned. Look for that as the future of the US as many...

Because the people getting the freebies either won't be around when the place goes down the tubes, or they just don't care.

One day three traders were drinking in a bar . . .can you imagine? Traders drinking? In a bar? What a shocker! But I digress. . .and they got to arguing about who's wife was a bigger ice queen. "Listen, my wife is so cold that she can go to sleep with ice cubes in her hands and they are...

Yet you have to admit that every conspiracy nut in the country thinks this very thing about their pet lunacy, ranging from Elvis lives to Bush assassinated JFK, to fake moon landings, to Bigfoot, to 9/11 was a government plot, to so was Pearl Harbor, etc., etc., etc. ad nauseam. Even if The...

The unemployment rate for the entire state has reached 15.2%. Obviously time to raise taxes again, LOL. But wait! The mayor has a great way to generate some new revenue without raising taxes! He's selling autographed basketball cards of himself on eBay...

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2009/07/20/whoopi_goldberg_entertains_moon_landing_conspiracy_theories.html Pretty funny stuff. I guess after she embarrasses herself so much that the producers have to replace her like they did with Rosie O'Donut, it'll be Garofalo's turn.

The solutions to lowering health care are obvious and well known. Reduce the costs associated with frivolous litigation - make it very easy for a doctor's insurance company to defend themselves when the charges are very unlikely. How do you tell? Not sure. You don't have to go nuts, just...

Thanks to the Kelo decision and the libtards in SCOTUS, the government can take your property and give it to somebody else. If you have some nice waterfront acreage and some bigshot wants to build a hotel there, all he has to do is show the government he'll pay more in taxes and it's a "gift"...

It's pretty funny to see liberals arguing that liberalism helps the economy. You can argue all you want about safety nets, and free health care, but there's no doubt that the more socialism we have, the worse the average standard of living is. It's one thing to say that liberalism is a...

I'll tip 15 points at places I'll never go back to, and 20 points to regular joints. But I'm not afraid to tip 5 points or even zilch if the service really sucks. A few years ago we were at a new place a few miles away. We waited with empty glasses, and again to get our check, and again to...

There's a big difference between what I want and what is likely to happen. Allow me to demonstrate. I want Elle Macpherson to be under my desk ready to do my bidding, but that's only slightly more likely to happen than voters waking up realizing that: TANSTAAFL Google it.

That's almost as likely as Santa Clause showing up with a sled full of money to pay off the debt. Voters are not interested in program cuts, not one little bit, not at all. For years, the GOP talked about smaller government but never delivered because even most of the people who vote...

Just last week I personally saved 6 million US jobs. Also, I fostered the Iranian unrest all by myself. Later, I'll be talking with Elvis if anybody has any questions for The King.

You've only scratched the surface of our brave new world! Not only can you do that, but once you run up your credit cards, then you don't have to pay for them! Woo hoo! Just call up The One and ask for a bailout! We're all gonna be rich, Rich, RICH!

That's interesting. I didn't know that Florida Road Runner offered T1. Pretty nice of them to string fiber to your house. Does the phone company know they did that?

Time to start sucking the blood out of the taxpayers before everybody else does. Get set up as a contractor and get piles of ca$h from the feds, courtesy of The One. MONTGOMERY, Ala. – Ready or not, states are getting a tenfold boost in federal money to weatherize drafty homes, an increase...

Think that's hard? Try landing on the Sun! Although I guess you could go at night ;)

You were at least partially the victim of liberalism. Evictions are notoriously expensive and lengthy. Check out this Express Eviction flowchart, and note that it can take over two and a half months to get a deadbeat moved out. http://www.expressevictions.com/flowchart.php If an...

BTW, everything the author whines about with respect to credit scores can be said for every other metric! One can be the victim of a series of unfortunate accidents and power mad police officers, accruing a driving record that would make even a Kennedy do a double take. So should we pass a law...

People with bad credit scores will (on average) have a history of making poor choices compared to people with good scores. Look at this board, for instance. There are plenty of users that see absolutely nothing wrong with stiffing banks and credit card companies. Some even consider it noble...