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Wow, who woulda thunk it? Time to tell the democrat congress critters that we're gonna tell everybody in their state about their support of the health care bill. They're running scared now.

Maybe it's the beer in me hand that reminds me, but I can't believe nobody has said: "Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable. . ." Must be only us old timers know this song.

I remember my first date, sitting with the parents while my date got ready. I was so nervous I had developed quite a potent case of gas on the way over and I was ready to explode. So I tried to sneak a fart out during conversation and I . . .err. . . blew it. Everybody could hear it. Then my...

Yes it is possible. And you can easily make more wealth than you can imagine. I'm sure some other posters will be contacting you with information on how you can reap huge piles of wealth with no risk, very little work all from the comfort of your own home. if not, just tune into broadcast...

You forgot to mention they are racist as well.

The libtards really don't have a "favorite" founding father (from the US) any more than conservatives have a "favorite" socialist thug/leader. They may have one they dislike the least but they hate them all.

Only 2 million? Buncha pikers. I created and saved 6 trillion jobs just this morning.

Holy crap. I thought the right was being a little crazy saying things like maybe they could win that seat. But now there is talk about delaying the seating of whomever wins - and you know the democrats wouldn't delay it if they knew it was theirs. BOSTON – Massachusetts' top election...

Here's my favorite cock tail: New Rooster An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was doing his job okay, but he was getting on in years. And the farmer figured it wouldn't hurt anything. So he gets a young cock and and lets it loose in the...

I don't agree. IMO he was making an observation that a lighter skin and polished speaking ability are more electable than darker skin and slang of any kind. Furthermore, he is correct. You put The One next to Sharpton and it's clear he is more electable than the lesser of the two Justice...

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like...

You forget. The One is the big uniter. We're gonna all be poorer than Hatians by the time the libtards get done with us. :(

Mrs. TGregg and I were in bed the other night when she started making the moves on me. "I can't honey, it's Lent." "Lent!?! To whom and for how long??"

It's one piece of the puzzle not the entire thing. There are pros and cons for consideration, nice things like weather and the ocean and the mountains that offset a lot of negatives. Try raising taxes to 99% and see how many businesses and people hang around. I don't care how wonderful the...

The other day Nutmeg and I were taking a leak off a bridge. "Man, this river sure is cold," said Nutmeg. "Yeah, and deep too!" I replied.

Ever smelled a fart? Or walked into a public restoom and smelled shit? That means that molecules that were formally in somebody's large intestine are now in your nose. Have a nice day.

What are the unions gonna do about it? Support republicans? lol. Those ultra health care plans make them "winners in life's lottery" and puts a giant target on their back. Lots of folks lower down the ladder are ready to dip their hands into the union members pockets. And they only have...

Plus look at the criminals that already get into the country. Libtards tell us we should just open the borders and let everybody in since we can't keep 100% of the bad guys out.

Goats on the other hand work for nonprofessionals. Numerous studies have proved and all scientists agree that a few monthly goat sacrifices are just the ticket for pleasing the gods.

Just a bunch of neolibs.